I now hate clowns.

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I now hate clowns.

Postby rikaru19 » Tue Feb 23, 2016 6:59 am

Reika Ezaren posted:

UUUUUGH. Never thought I'd actually feel intense dislike towards anything, but clowns? Fuuuuuck those things. Punched one as my new job as Head of Security... which Dhae totally went to town on it with a fireaxe holy shit, and then everyone in clonelab got hit with a clown virus!

...most annoying hour of my life. I can see why Rek's driven up a damn wall just hearing the honks now.
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Re: I now hate clowns.

Postby Dhaeleena » Tue Feb 23, 2016 9:06 am

Dhaeleena M'iar posted:

I used to have SOME respect for clowns before this happened. But once you are very busy, finally eager to do your work and some stupid clown decides it's a good time to fuck around with your job, your workplace and your things! the only thing you can do is chop his head off with his own axe in front of the HoS, HoP and several more people in two fast swings...stupid thing thought it could fuck with my work and infect me with some disease! NOT IN MY MEDBAY!
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Re: I now hate clowns.

Postby Wickedtemp » Tue Feb 23, 2016 12:14 pm

Chakat Tempest writes...

Okay, so I understand violent retaliation to some extent, but if that's all the clown did, mess with Medbay a bit, then... killing them was a bit excessive.
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Re: I now hate clowns.

Postby Scree » Tue Feb 23, 2016 12:17 pm

Scree posted:

Yeah at least get wacky wiv it
like put em in a jacket and strap them to a chair and grow tomatos to throw at em
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Re: I now hate clowns.

Postby Dhaeleena » Tue Feb 23, 2016 12:37 pm

Dhaeleena M'iar posted:

You guys dont undertand, the clown was breaking windows with an axe, then he infected us with his clown disease, AFTER he had infected the whole Command personnel with his awfull disease, broken my windows, killed my only unmonkey, taunted us AND i had told them several times to leave, i advanced to chop their head with their own axe.
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Re: I now hate clowns.

Postby Scree » Tue Feb 23, 2016 12:40 pm

Scree posted:

well in THAT case ya strap him to the chair in front of the out-chute on the gibber and stuff yer dead unmonkey in the top
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Re: I now hate clowns.

Postby Dhaeleena » Tue Feb 23, 2016 12:52 pm

Dhaeleena M'iar posted:

I would have made burgers with him! but those burgers would have probably infected everyone that eat them and also when i chopped their head their body disapeared five seconds after, leaving only their mask and hood, wich i melted with polyacid! Then we all ate bananas happy after.
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Re: I now hate clowns.

Postby rikaru19 » Tue Feb 23, 2016 1:15 pm

Reika Ezaren posted:

Sucks that Central wouldn't let you keep that axe... You totally earned that, Dhae.
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Re: I now hate clowns.

Postby SilverTalismen » Tue Feb 23, 2016 3:19 pm

Lavyathan Copperhead posted:

Shame I could not collect a single sample of that disease which is most odd, I took many blood samples and found nothing even if the medic hud told me they were sick, It was odd
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Re: I now hate clowns.

Postby Dhaeleena » Tue Feb 23, 2016 4:06 pm

Dhaeleena M'iar posted:

In my time here working in the medical staff i have only dealt with this disease about three times. What i can tell about it is that it's an awful mix of viruses which causes a strange sort of insanity in the patient, i have read its gets worse and worse if you are infected for days and days, usually big amounts of potassium should cure the patient of the virus and the insanity would be away a few seconds after the viruses are dead...its a pretty..um 'curious' disease, if you can call it a disease.
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