V.O.R.E. Station

by **Aces** » Fri Aug 07, 2015 4:41 pm

This is kind of a joke thread but I'll also move topics here sometimes for stuff that's just so laughably and obscenely out of our league as coders. Things like full scale space battles, or MAC cannons, or isometric graphics.

If it's in this thread, please don't take it seriously, but if you're clever enough to code it and make it happen we'll be pretty impressed.

by **Scree** » Fri Aug 07, 2015 4:47 pm

Bluespace grenade launcher. Places a grenade wherever the hell you click, even the other side of a wall (as seen with xray/mesons/thermals) or on-camera.

by **warbrand2** » Fri Aug 07, 2015 4:51 pm

puke stick: sec weapon that cause preds to puke up what ever is in their stomachs, used to release prey if needed. doesn't work on UB, BV, and CV prey.

by **Scree** » Fri Aug 07, 2015 4:59 pm

warbrand2 wrote:puke stick: sec weapon that cause preds to puke up what ever is in their stomachs, used to release prey if needed. doesn't work on UB, BV, and CV prey.

We could go worse.

by **warbrand2** » Fri Aug 07, 2015 5:00 pm

scree you are an evil person.

by **Aces** » Fri Aug 07, 2015 5:02 pm

A grenade. Full of bees.

(I could actually code this. I just won't.)

by **warbrand2** » Fri Aug 07, 2015 5:06 pm

macro cat assault: event cuaes macro run time's to attack the station eating anything not a macro.

by **orbisa** » Sat Aug 08, 2015 3:49 pm

Decanter of Endless Water

by **Mech__Warrior** » Sat Aug 08, 2015 11:32 pm

Aces wrote:A grenade. Full of bees.

(I could actually code this. I just won't.)

Should code in a genetic power that lets people spit bees out at people.

As for my idea that's too awesome for V.O.R.E., I juggled the idea of scat (As unpleasant of an idea of that is) around in my head and I can't help but feel it would just be hilarious if people fed each other their poo or if cyborgs spontaneously pooped out metal. It'll never happen to our server for obvious reasons but I still think it would be hilarious.

by **Aces** » Sun Aug 09, 2015 8:18 pm

Mech__Warrior wrote:
Aces wrote:A grenade. Full of bees.

(I could actually code this. I just won't.)

Should code in a genetic power that lets people spit bees out at people.

As for my idea that's too awesome for V.O.R.E., I juggled the idea of scat (As unpleasant of an idea of that is) around in my head and I can't help but feel it would just be hilarious if people fed each other their poo or if cyborgs spontaneously pooped out metal. It'll never happen to our server for obvious reasons but I still think it would be hilarious.

Goonstation needs this.

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