Nanotrasen Announcement: Company Picnic Cancellation

[Aces]

Nanotrasen Update:

A certain unnamed succubus crew member of the station has devoured and digested not only the head chef who was supposed to be in charge of catering for the company picnic on September 3rd, but indeed, swallowed the entire catering staff.

The company picnic has been canceled until further notice. We apologize for the inconvenience.

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Jeremiah 'Ace' Acacius posted:

I blame Keegan...

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Dr. Richard D'angelo posted:

If she was, she is getting better at covering her tracks, no pun intended.

[Mech__Warrior]

Rei Poward posted:

I don't even know who this succubus is, but why am I not surprised.

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Jeremy Neil posted:

Oh my god Keegan hasn't even been on station for weeks now. I mean, sure, she came home all swollen and sloshing last weekend but come on. You don't seriously think she ate the ENTIRE CATERING STAFF, do you? How would she even get them all in one place? How would she even meet them?

Also hi Ace. People keep thinking I'm you for some reason.

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Jeremy Neil posted:

Oh my god Keegan hasn't even been on station for weeks now. I mean, sure, she came home all swollen and sloshing last weekend but come on. You don't seriously think she ate the ENTIRE CATERING STAFF, do you? How would she even get them all in one place? How would she even meet them?

Also hi Ace. People keep thinking I'm you for some reason.

Jeremiah 'Ace' Acacius posted:

It's the hair. And the chubby gut. Also ask Keegan if she's been at the planetside NT Café lately. That might explain some things.

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Scree posted:

jus as wel cos i went to the park an now its ful ov animul cuntrol

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Brandon Draca posted:

Are we even sure it was some one from this station... pretty sure it could be any voracious beast.

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Samantha Crander Posted:

And I was gonna bring some pot luck goodies too..

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Allison Sylvester posted:

"What!? No kittenchow or catchow can be made now!? This is madness!"