Levels of fat
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if(weight < 75)
msg += "[t_He] [t_is] terribly lithe and frail!\n"
else if(weight >= 75 && weight < 100)
msg += "[t_He] has a very slender frame.\n"
else if(weight >= 100 && weight < 125)
msg += "[t_He] has a lightweight, athletic build.\n"
else if(weight >= 125 && weight < 175)
msg += "[t_He] has a healthy, average body.\n"
else if(weight >= 175 && weight < 225)
msg += "[t_He] has a thick, [t_heavy] physique.\n"
else if(weight >= 225 && weight < 275)
msg += "[t_He] has a plush, chubby figure.\n"
else if(weight >= 275 && weight < 325)
msg += "[t_He] has an especially plump body with a round potbelly and large hips.\n"
else if(weight >= 325 && weight < 375)
msg += "[t_He] has a very fat frame with a bulging potbelly, squishy rolls of pudge, very wide hips, and plump set of jiggling thighs.\n"
else if(weight >= 375 && weight < 475)
msg += "[t_He] [t_is] incredibly obese. [t_His] massive potbelly sags over [t_his] waistline while [t_his] fat ass would probably require two chairs to sit down comfortably!\n"
else if(weight >= 475)
msg += "[t_He] [t_is] so morbidly obese, you wonder how they can even stand—let alone waddle around the station. [t_He] can't get any fatter without being immobilized.\n"
Since obviously you can't accurately calculate the weight of any taurs, macros, micros, or fuckall anything else, these values are measured in relevant pounds, meaning relevant to an average height human being. That means if you're a naga, you're probably going to weigh up to 2 tons, but you might have the upper body of an athletic woman and all the weight is in your tail. So don't put your weight as 500 in that situation or you will look like a blob.
You can lose weight either by taking lipozine or starving yourself. In future there will be exercise equipment.