V.O.R.E. Station

Aces wrote:

Mech__Warrior wrote:

Aces wrote:A grenade. Full of bees.

(I could actually code this. I just won't.)

Should code in a genetic power that lets people spit bees out at people.

As for my idea that's too awesome for V.O.R.E., I juggled the idea of scat (As unpleasant of an idea of that is) around in my head and I can't help but feel it would just be hilarious if people fed each other their poo or if cyborgs spontaneously pooped out metal. It'll never happen to our server for obvious reasons but I still think it would be hilarious.

Goonstation needs this.

They had it, and consequently removed it because it was so awful.

That cult event I suggested that was too great the owner himself refused to ever respond about it indefinitely.


So me and a group of buddies who don't play anymore just made a gag about it...
Cult event when?

Lunaru wrote:That cult event I suggested that was too great the owner himself refused to ever respond about it indefinitely.


So me and a group of buddies who don't play anymore just made a gag about it...
Cult event when?

I don't even remember this! But now we have a forum so you can make suggestions.

Mech__Warrior wrote:

Aces wrote:A grenade. Full of bees.

(I could actually code this. I just won't.)

Should code in a genetic power that lets people spit bees out at people.

As for my idea that's too awesome for V.O.R.E., I juggled the idea of scat (As unpleasant of an idea of that is) around in my head and I can't help but feel it would just be hilarious if people fed each other their poo or if cyborgs spontaneously pooped out metal. It'll never happen to our server for obvious reasons but I still think it would be hilarious.

Probably a shitty (lel) topic to make an actual suggestion, but, dunno, maybe toilets could work on V.O.R.E. to some extent instead of being just a decoration.

Idea 1: allow toilets to be flushed. They literally do nothing, and flushing toilets is something you can do in even mainstream games like Final Fantasy and Banjo Kazooie. C'mon.

Idea 2: allow a people to actually use the toilet. It would be a way of reducing the character's bloat, and it could be as descriptive or not as the server wanted of the process of using it. Players that aren't interested in toilet scenes can simply not use the toilet. As for prey not wanting to see their preds use the toilet... well, it can already be RP'd against their will and they can ghost away anyway, assuming they, well, wouldn't be alive during the process.

Optionally the toilet could clog and the janitor would have to fix it, but that would force the janitor to deal with cleaning dirty things. But yeah, I can see this causing a problem with squeamish janitors, so it's probably something to throw in the Goon Suggestions Bin.

hernextmeal wrote:

Mech__Warrior wrote:

Aces wrote:A grenade. Full of bees.

(I could actually code this. I just won't.)

Should code in a genetic power that lets people spit bees out at people.

As for my idea that's too awesome for V.O.R.E., I juggled the idea of scat (As unpleasant of an idea of that is) around in my head and I can't help but feel it would just be hilarious if people fed each other their poo or if cyborgs spontaneously pooped out metal. It'll never happen to our server for obvious reasons but I still think it would be hilarious.

Probably a shitty (lel) topic to make an actual suggestion, but, dunno, maybe toilets could work on V.O.R.E. to some extent instead of being just a decoration.

Idea 1: allow toilets to be flushed. They literally do nothing, and flushing toilets is something you can do in even mainstream games like Final Fantasy and Banjo Kazooie. C'mon.

Idea 2: allow a people to actually use the toilet. It would be a way of reducing the character's bloat, and it could be as descriptive or not as the server wanted of the process of using it. Players that aren't interested in toilet scenes can simply not use the toilet. As for prey not wanting to see their preds use the toilet... well, it can already be RP'd against their will and they can ghost away anyway, assuming they, well, wouldn't be alive during the process.

Optionally the toilet could clog and the janitor would have to fix it, but that would force the janitor to deal with cleaning dirty things. But yeah, I can see this causing a problem with squeamish janitors, so it's probably something to throw in the Goon Suggestions Bin.

I give people swirlies using them, and then consequently get bitched at for humiliating someone who doesn't want to work. At least I feel better.

As for the squeamish janitors, I'd say get a pair of nuts and clean up poop but we could have the toilet clogging simply be like the Sims where it's just water.

hernextmeal wrote:Probably a shitty (lel) topic to make an actual suggestion, but, dunno, maybe toilets could work on V.O.R.E. to some extent instead of being just a decoration.

Idea 1: allow toilets to be flushed. They literally do nothing, and flushing toilets is something you can do in even mainstream games like Final Fantasy and Banjo Kazooie. C'mon.

Idea 2: allow a people to actually use the toilet. It would be a way of reducing the character's bloat, and it could be as descriptive or not as the server wanted of the process of using it. Players that aren't interested in toilet scenes can simply not use the toilet. As for prey not wanting to see their preds use the toilet... well, it can already be RP'd against their will and they can ghost away anyway, assuming they, well, wouldn't be alive during the process.

Optionally the toilet could clog and the janitor would have to fix it, but that would force the janitor to deal with cleaning dirty things. But yeah, I can see this causing a problem with squeamish janitors, so it's probably something to throw in the Goon Suggestions Bin.

Actually this sounds like a suggestion we could actually do and use. It doesn't belong in this thread! Bring it to the suggestions section!

Except the clogging bit. But this doesn't sound hard to program.

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if (user.nutrition < 300) // If it's over the highest nutrition level before you get fat descriptions
     user.nutrition = 300 // change the nutrition level so you're not swollen anymore.

a straight jacket gun.

human sized silver tray, with behaviour similar to rolling beds?

orbisa wrote:human sized silver tray, with behaviour similar to rolling beds?

THIS IS A THREAD FOR IDEAS TOO AWESOME, NOT IDEAS THAT ARE GOOD AND CAN BE FEASIBLY CODED! :P

Then again this thread is sky-high suggestion. And silliness.

If macros could pick up the trays with people on them, that'd be awesome.