Funny/Epic Moments on V.O.R.E. Station

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Re: Funny/Epic Moments on V.O.R.E. Station

Postby Scree » Mon Aug 08, 2016 1:59 pm

Central Command Update

NanoTrasen Update

NanoTrasen believes religious practices to be good for crew morale. Therefore, the crew is ordered to attend the service. Have a secure day.

[Common] Scree says, "Churches is borin' and when I gets bored I gets gnawy."
[Common] Scree says, "Also las' time I went into a proper church the guy said to eat 'is body an' blood an' when I did they all started yellin' an' called the cops."

Central Command Update

NanoTrasen Update

A reminder to crew (Scree, mostly) that some religious ceremonies are purely metaphorical. If they are not, your spiritual guidance specialist will inform you so.
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Re: Funny/Epic Moments on V.O.R.E. Station

Postby Scree » Fri Aug 12, 2016 2:53 pm

One from BR:

Naomi Black yells, "Hey Shimmer!"
You prime the grenade!
Naomi Black shouts, "HOT POTATO!"
Naomi Black has thrown the grenade.
Shimmer-Fang Razmiry has been hit in the upper body by the grenade.
Shimmer-Fang Razmiry says, "Oh, hell-"
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Re: Funny/Epic Moments on V.O.R.E. Station

Postby ZodiacShadow » Sun Aug 14, 2016 4:22 pm

I just went through my logs for the nazi fight. Found this funny.
Disclaimer: I trimmed out some things. If I hadn't, this entire thing would be cluttered up with the action chaos clusterfuck going on at the time.

The enemy:
[+]
That's Sd.Kfz. 269 Mechakampfwagen Gorilla Ausf. A.
It looks ridiculously well armored, but its engine sounds like a power hog. Unless it has a nuclear reactor on board, there's no way its power supply is self-contained. It must be drawing power from the room. You can only stop it by starving it of power.
It's fully intact.
It's equipped with:
Energy Relay
8.8cm KwK 47
SRM-8 Missile Rack
Maschinengewehr 60


The resolution:
[+]
OOC: JerTheAce: Well that wasn't how it was supposed to end but I don't care lol
PM to-Admins: GREAT SUCCESS! I PLANTED C4 ON THE MECH.
Admin PM from-Demicus_Maximus: Fifty points


Next mech:
[+]
Nehi Maximus starts to climb into Sd.Kfz. 269 Mechakampfwagen Gorilla Ausf. A
Nehi Maximus [144.9] says, "CONQUER!"
Nazi Officer gasps!
Nazi Officer seizes up and falls limp.

Nehi Maximus [144.9] says, "I HAVE THE POWER!"
You fire SRM-8 Missile Rack!
You fire SRM-8 Missile Rack!
You fire SRM-8 Missile Rack!
You fire SRM-8 Missile Rack!
You fire SRM-8 Missile Rack!

Rosey Tasimaro Maximus [144.9] says, "NEHI IS THE POWER."
Adolf Hitler [145.9] says, "DO NOT LET THEM COME ANY CLOSER."
Nehi Maximus [144.9] says, "DO NOT SHOOT THE MECH. I am inside it."

You fire SRM-8 Missile Rack!
You fire SRM-8 Missile Rack!

Adolf Hitler [145.9] says, "Shoot ze mech, she is inside of it!!"


Operation Wolf Hunt was amazing.
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Re: Funny/Epic Moments on V.O.R.E. Station

Postby Scree » Tue Sep 06, 2016 3:32 pm

Engineer broke into CE office to take the hardsuit, but fixed the place when they left. Security asked them to come in.

[Common] Moxie Camila asks, "What'd I break?"
[Common] Moxie Camila asks, ".. No. In the process of breaking and entering, as you said, what did I break?"
[Common] Anari Risenfield yells, "The law!"
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Re: Funny/Epic Moments on V.O.R.E. Station

Postby literallypizza » Tue Sep 06, 2016 8:30 pm

A person who was still in the process of learning english asks science for a battery, the scientist priced the battery high and the person wanted to barter.
Tiffany Mancer (follow) says, "Eh, okay~ That'll be six thousand thalers."
Hen'Shin Lezetz (follow) says, "Get da fuck out with this price. 400 thallers - maximum.
Tiffany Mancer shrugs, "I won't go any lower then four thousand sweetie, power cells are expensive.
Hen'Shin Lezetz (follow) asks, "Need litlle nekopara?"
Hen'Shin Lezetz (follow) says, "I have one."
Hen'Shin Lezetz (follow) says, "400 thallers and meal."
Tiffany Mancer (follow) asks, "A meal? Who do I get to eat?"
Hen'Shin Lezetz (follow) says, "Okey. 400 thallers and nekoman"
Hen'Shin Lezetz (follow) asks, "Do you want you own neko?""

They then procede to run off and grab a poor SSD nekoboy and drag him back to science.
[Science] Tiffany Mancer (follow) says, "Just FYI, this someone uh, eccentric character wants to pay four hundred thalers and a neko for a power cell."
[Science] Kathy Bell (follow) says, "...that's an assistant."
Hen'Shin Lezetz has thrown 400 Thalers.

The captain gets curious and she with security arrive, he wants a battery to power his PC.
Kathy Bell (follow) says, "Hold on...you're trying to buy a power cell with an SSD crewmember..."
[Security] Josiah Wood (follow) asks, "Where is this deal happening exactly?"
Tiffany Mancer (follow) asks, "So?"
Hen'Shin Lezetz (follow) says, "I find him in floor"
Kathy Bell (follow) asks, "...you realize crewmembers are not a form of currency, yes?"
Hen'Shin Lezetz (follow) says, "Not living corpse in throne of colony."
Hen'Shin Lezetz (follow) yells, "Stop look at me whit whis eyes. I just find and give neka, she is say "ok". She is support trade. AND STOP STAY BEHIND ME, 3 PEOPLES FOR ONE ME!!!"Hen'Shin Lezetz (follow) shouts, "CONTRABAND?!?!? CONTRABAND?!?! I FIND FUCKIN NEKOMAN IN FLOOR, AND NOW I TERRORIST AND ILLEGAL TRADER?!?! U DAMMIT STUPID MACHINE!!!"
LAWS-Mk9 (follow) states, "Firing blasters."
LAWS-Mk9 fires the taser gun!
Hen'Shin Lezetz screams!
LAWS-Mk9 fires the taser gun!
LAWS-Mk9 fires the taser gun!
LAWS-Mk9 fires the taser gun!
Hen'Shin Lezetz (follow) says, "So much pain."
LAWS-Mk9 (follow) states, "I am impressed he is still standing."
Hen'Shin Lezetz (follow) says, "Get this fuck out."

Person gets arrested, willingly walks to security without handcuffs, then says
Hen'Shin Lezetz (follow) says, "Stop galaxy, i will exit."
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Re: Funny/Epic Moments on V.O.R.E. Station

Postby ArgobargSoup » Sat Oct 22, 2016 2:42 pm

Security guy walks down a hall.
Walks past this one dude.
Dude causes a fiery explosion right in front of the security guy.
Security guy calmly turns around.
"Sir."
"You are under arrest."
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Re: Funny/Epic Moments on V.O.R.E. Station

Postby Scree » Mon Dec 12, 2016 4:17 pm

Briana Moore asks, "Screee, why do you have a fridge?"
Scree says, "Because nobody cooked an' I found a welder."
Briana Moore says, "Oh."
Briana Moore asks, "Why are you taking the fridge?"
Scree says, "Because it's full o' food."
Briana Moore asks, "Okay but, don't you have your own food?"
Scree says, "I does now."
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Re: Funny/Epic Moments on V.O.R.E. Station

Postby DeepIndigo » Sun Dec 18, 2016 3:43 am

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Re: Funny/Epic Moments on V.O.R.E. Station

Postby virgo113 » Sun Dec 18, 2016 10:28 pm

DeepIndigo wrote:Centcomm, a professional place for professional people to do professional things, professionally.


Ah.. ahah. I caught half of that ghosted. Weren't they in the middle of an interrogation while that was happening?
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Re: Funny/Epic Moments on V.O.R.E. Station

Postby Vorrarkul » Tue Dec 20, 2016 12:07 am

Serana Te'saln says, "Sure, lay it on me. Why not."
Lucina Dakarim says, "I met a dragon."
Lucina Dakarim says, "Shimmer was her name. Big and red, maybe heard of her?"
Shannah Wolff says, "Ah yes"
Serana Te'saln shakes her head.
Lucina Dakarim says, "Yep."
Shannah Wolff says, "Kinky thing she is but does her job"
Lucina Dakarim says, "She found out I was a princess, aaaaand the next day I grew wings... through um... magic."
Shannah Wolff says, "Hmmm"
Serana Te'saln says, "Well, this is... eventful."
Logan Prevatt scratches his head and shrugs.
Logan Prevatt says, "Thats uh.."
Logan Prevatt says, "Certainly a story."
Lucina Dakarim says, "Yep. Feel free to ask questions, there's probably a couple that story brings up."
[Common] Arrivals Announcement Computer states, "Shimmer-Fang Razmiry, Research Director, has completed translation from offsite gateway."
Lucina Dakarim says, "..Speak of the devil and she shall appear."
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