Funny/Epic Moments on V.O.R.E. Station

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Re: Funny/Epic Moments on V.O.R.E. Station

Postby Aces » Sun Oct 11, 2015 11:09 am

Those are gold.
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Re: Funny/Epic Moments on V.O.R.E. Station

Postby Scree » Sun Oct 11, 2015 11:12 am

Poor Chase just had no idea how to deal with Scree's shit.
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Re: Funny/Epic Moments on V.O.R.E. Station

Postby Aces » Mon Oct 12, 2015 3:08 pm

To explain last night's hallway explosion.

Rix was being a smartass. They wanted to rob the engineering EVA. Now I'm playing a clerical borg, so I've been busy in cargo as a paper pusher and moving crates.
When Rix's character goes to sneak behind Engie EVA, I follow them because they're my boss! But they ask me to open the door for them, and I cannot do this, because Law 2 says to serve the crew based on rank and role. Rix is not an engineer. Therefore I cannot allow them in. I even bolt the door shut.

So they leave. I follow. I find them with a blowtorch muttering out loud, "I wonder if I can weld this fuel tank..." And then they turn to me with an idea.
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Except I have no welding tools.
So I stand there for about two minutes in front of the tank.
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So they leave.
I can literally hear the sparking and snipping of wires in the next room. BUT I AM ON A MISSION FROM MY MASTER. Believing in myself welding this fuel tank. I do not know why my master would want such a thing! Was that a window I heard smashed? NOT IMPORTANT. I HAVE A PRIORITY DIRECTIVE. WELD THIS FUEL TANK!
Eventually he gets back.
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So about a half hour to hour goes by. The crew was especially braindead today because the Head of Security never questioned why the cargo tech was wearing an engineering hardsuit, nor did the roboticist question the logic of my request when I asked him to reset my modules, with the reasoning of
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So after another hour of bumbling around in Robotics and apparently having forgotten why I was in to begin with, I patiently wait for my board to be reset, until eventually his brain begins functioning again and he realizes "oh wait now I remember why you are here" (we've all had those moments; where we walk into a room and forget why). So he resets my module.

Disclaimer: I thought there was a bug with the construction robot module and for some reason the welder was missing, so I actually respawned twice to troubleshoot. Turns out I just picked the wrong class. Engie borg, not construction borg, has a welder. Just pretend I'm the same robot from here on.

Eventually I return to my master! I retrieve the fuel tank he was talking about and find him standing in front of the HoP office with Leshana.
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Re: Funny/Epic Moments on V.O.R.E. Station

Postby Westfire » Fri Oct 30, 2015 1:21 am

Shimmer-Fang Razmiry is totally disguised.
Azeranin Kranvix says, "WAIT"
Shimmer-Fang Razmiry is merely a lamp with a cake hat.
Azeranin Kranvix asks, "WHAT IS THIS?"
[Command] Azeranin Kranvix says, "When did we get this sweet new lamp on the bridge"
Azeranin Kranvix talks into the head of personnel's headset
Shimmer-Fang Razmiry offers no answer to this, for she is merely a lamp.
[Command] Azeranin Kranvix asks, "Can someone answer? who owns this lamp?"
Azeranin Kranvix talks into the head of personnel's headset
Azeranin Kranvix shrugs.
Shimmer-Fang Razmiry lamps
[Command] Azeranin Kranvix asks, "Can I get a mech to come move this huge lamp?"
Azeranin Kranvix talks into the head of personnel's headset
Azeranin Kranvix says, "Oh well"
Shimmer-Fang Razmiry is the best lamp ever.
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Re: Funny/Epic Moments on V.O.R.E. Station

Postby Scree » Tue Nov 03, 2015 5:31 pm

Scree clawed Pun Pun!
ATTACK: Scree/(Scree) scratcheded *no key*/(Pun Pun)
Scree scratched Pun Pun!
Scree has knocked out Pun Pun!
ATTACK: Scree/(Scree) scratcheded *no key*/(Pun Pun)
Scree slashed Pun Pun!
ATTACK: Scree/(Scree) slasheded *no key*/(Pun Pun)
Scree slashed Pun Pun!
ATTACK: Scree/(Scree) slasheded *no key*/(Pun Pun)
Scree slashed Pun Pun!
ATTACK: Scree/(Scree) claweded *no key*/(Pun Pun)
Scree tried to scratched Pun Pun!
Scree clawed Pun Pun!
ATTACK: Scree/(Scree) claweded *no key*/(Pun Pun)
Scree scratched Pun Pun!
ATTACK: Scree/(Scree) claweded *no key*/(Pun Pun)
Scree slashed Pun Pun!
ATTACK: Scree/(Scree) slasheded *no key*/(Pun Pun)
Scree slashed Pun Pun!
ATTACK: Scree/(Scree) scratcheded *no key*/(Pun Pun)
Scree clawed Pun Pun!
ATTACK: Scree/(Scree) slasheded *no key*/(Pun Pun)
Scree scratched Pun Pun!
ATTACK: Scree/(Scree) scratcheded *no key*/(Pun Pun)


Oh look, the attack logs even use Scree's grammar.
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Re: Funny/Epic Moments on V.O.R.E. Station

Postby BotsMackenzie » Sat Nov 07, 2015 2:39 am

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Transcript:

[00:00] Recording started.
[00:04] Franci Dawnetta says, "Current time is..."
[00:13] Enrique Gustavo says, "14:25."
[00:16] Franci Dawnetta 4 hundr- Yeah, that.
[00:29] Enrique Gustavo exclaims, "Sit yourself down, worm woman! Worman!"
[00:34] Franci Dawnetta exclaims, "Yeah!"
[00:39] Franci Dawnetta exclaims, "Just sit yerself down!"
[00:39] Enrique Gustavo says, "That's clever, I should remember that."
[00:45] Franci Dawnetta says, "Yeah, it was real good."
[00:47] Noda Wyrm yells, "I-I'm not a worm woman! I'm more-or-less a regular woman!"
[00:50] Franci Dawnetta shouts, "Stop... *WORMING* in your seat!"
[00:57] Enrique Gustavo says, "Heh."
[01:08] Franci Dawnetta says, "Uh."
[01:13] Noda Wyrm says, "Why would you say hurtful things like this."
[01:17] Enrique Gustavo asks, "Now are you ready to... Dish the DIRT on your overlords or what?"
[01:24] Franci Dawnetta says, "You can't... *WORM* your way out of this."
[01:35] Noda Wyrm yells, "N-no! I'll never break! I'll never reveal the secrets of my people!"
[01:45] Enrique Gustavo asks, "I bet you didn't expect me to be so "annelid"-ical, did you?"
[02:05] Noda Wyrm says, "I really thought this was going to work..."
[02:13] Noda Wyrm exclaims, "I didn't think a horse person would know things!"
[02:29] Franci Dawnetta says, "Well! Looks like you should have..."
[02:32] Franci Dawnetta asks, "Ponied up...?"
[02:37] Enrique Gustavo says, "No, no that's terrible."
[02:39] Franci Dawnetta says, "Sorry."
[02:41] Noda Wyrm says, "That one didn't work at all..."
[02:45] Enrique Gustavo says, "No worries, Franci."
[02:48] Franci Dawnetta says, "Sorry, I was just... *HORSING* around."
[02:54] Enrique Gustavo says, "You were 'racing' to find something to s-- Damn it, that one was good."
[03:02] Franci Dawnetta says, "You too, big guy."
[03:04] Enrique Gustavo says, "Thanks."
[03:08] Noda Wyrm asks, "Is this an interrogation or are you going to make puns at each other all day?"
[03:21] Enrique Gustavo says, "Okay, okay."
[03:23] Enrique Gustavo says, "Alright."
[03:27] Franci Dawnetta says, "Hokay."
[03:41] Enrique Gustavo says, "Tell us, Miss "Not a Worm", when did you first realize that you were in fact, a worm."
[03:48] Franci Dawnetta exclaims, "Yeah!"
[03:59] Franci Dawnetta shouts, "Tell us, Miss Not-A-Prokaryotic-Being!"
[04:02] Noda Wyrm asks, "Um...I mean...when I took over the host, I guess?"
[04:11] Enrique Gustavo shouts, "She doesn't deny it! She's DIGGING herself deeper!"
[04:19] Enrique Gustavo asks, "Do worms dig?"
[04:21] Franci Dawnetta says, "Looks like this worm can't... *SPLIT*."
[04:23] Enrique Gustavo asks, "Or do they like, burrow?"
[04:28] Franci Dawnetta asks, "I think they like... Eat the dirt?"
[04:30] Noda Wyrm says, "If you took even a cursory brainscan you'd see my worm body inside of the brain-"
[04:31] Enrique Gustavo asks, "Is there a difference between digging and burrowing?"
[04:37] Noda Wyrm shouts, "We're aquatic worms!"
[04:45] Franci Dawnetta says, "So I guess you could say the..."
[04:45] Enrique Gustavo asks, "Well then, WATER you waiting for?"
[04:52] Enrique Gustavo says, "SPILL the info you have."
[04:54] Enrique Gustavo says, "Maybe we'll go easy."
[05:01] Franci Dawnetta says, "We might even..."
[05:14] Franci Dawnetta says, "We might even..."
[05:17] Enrique Gustavo says, "Call it a wash."
[05:20] Franci Dawnetta says, "We might... *WAIVE* this incident."
[05:21] Noda Wyrm says, "I...I just came here with a few thousand fellow worms in an offsite location..."
[05:29] Noda Wyrm exclaims, "To get some hosts, okay? I was a lone operator!"
[05:29] Enrique Gustavo asks, "Hold on, did you say thousand?"
[05:32] Enrique Gustavo asks, "A few THOUSAND?"
[05:35] Noda Wyrm asks, "Yes?"
[05:43] Enrique Gustavo says, "That's like, ten hundreds of worms."
[05:48] Franci Dawnetta says, "EXACTLY THAT MUCH."
[05:54] Noda Wyrm says, "Yes...that's not an unusual amount for-"
[06:07] Noda Wyrm exclaims, "I don't know!"
[06:12] Noda Wyrm shouts, "There are like, a ton of them floating there!"
[06:19] Noda Wyrm exclaims, "And they all wiggle!"
[06:24] Franci Dawnetta yells, "Alone huh? I always knew you were a *LONER*!"
[06:34] Enrique Gustavo says, "That's not..."
[06:35] Enrique Gustavo says, "A pun."
[06:38] Franci Dawnetta asks, "ISN'T IT?"
[06:40] Enrique Gustavo says, "It's just a statement."
[06:44] Franci Dawnetta asks, "WHO'S ASKING THE QUESTIONS HERE?"
[06:49] Enrique Gustavo says, "We are."
[06:50] Franci Dawnetta asks, "AND WHO'S MAKING STATEMENTS?"
[06:55] Enrique Gustavo says, "Both of us, I guess."
[07:01] Noda Wyrm shouts, "I wanna make statements!"
[07:08] Franci Dawnetta exclaims, "That's... An exclemation!"
[07:08] Enrique Gustavo says, "Alright, then make your statement."
[07:13] Enrique Gustavo says, "That's why we dragged you down here after all."
[07:14] Franci Dawnetta says, "I guess your statement really..."
[07:18] Franci Dawnetta shouts, "HIT THE *MARK*!"
[07:25] Enrique Gustavo shouts, "The exclamation mark, that is!"
[07:27] Franci Dawnetta shouts, "Yeah!"
[07:36] Franci Dawnetta asks, "Wait, what were we even supposed to be finding out?"
[07:42] Enrique Gustavo says, "Where the other worms are, I think."
[07:49] Noda Wyrm yells, "I, Noda Wyrm, am a lone vaylen operator who is in no way affiliated with a larger invasion force, nor was I tasked with probing this station's defenses in preparation for a full vaylen occupation of the entire sector!"
[08:01] Noda Wyrm shouts, "And that's all I am going to say!"
[08:01] Enrique Gustavo says, "Okay so,"
[08:02] Enrique Gustavo says, "Uh,"
[08:08] Enrique Gustavo says, "Was she holding her fingers crossed"
[08:10] Enrique Gustavo asks, "Or something?"
[08:14] Franci Dawnetta says, "Hm."
[08:20] Noda Wyrm says, "They're chained to a chair."
[08:23] Enrique Gustavo says, "Because that seemed like one of those every time she said "Not" she meant the opposite of not."
[08:27] Franci Dawnetta asks, "What about... IN THERE!?"
[08:41] Franci Dawnetta asks, "Are you crossing your fingers in there!?"
[08:46] Enrique Gustavo asks, "Worms don't have fingers, do they?"
[08:51] Enrique Gustavo asks, "Or are they more like centipedes?"
[08:54] Franci Dawnetta asks, "Are... They literal worms?"
[08:54] Enrique Gustavo asks, "With those tiny legs?"
[08:59] Franci Dawnetta says, "I thought we were just being rude."
[09:00] Noda Wyrm asks, "I...I mean, technically I'm kind of coiled around?"
[09:04] Franci Dawnetta asks, "Are you in a knot?"
[09:04] Enrique Gustavo asks, "See?"
[09:07] Enrique Gustavo yells, "She admits she was lying!"
[09:07] Noda Wyrm says, "Yes I am a literal worm inside of a human brain."
[09:11] Franci Dawnetta shouts, "Zounds!"
[09:14] Noda Wyrm asks, "Yeah it's kind of a knot structure I guess?"
[09:19] Franci Dawnetta exclaims, "Stop lying, worm!"
[09:20] Enrique Gustavo says, "Looks like you've..."
[09:22] Enrique Gustavo yells, "Gotten all tied up!"
[09:30] Enrique Gustavo says, "And we've got this thing..."
[09:33] Enrique Gustavo yells, "All WRAPPED up!"
[09:43] Enrique Gustavo exclaims, "You should KNOT have told us the things you did!"
[09:47] Franci Dawnetta says, "Looks like the cats... *OUT OF THE BAG!*"
[09:56] Enrique Gustavo yells, "Enough monkey business, Franci!"
[09:57] Noda Wyrm says, "At literally any moment in this conversation I could just slip out of the hole in the base of this woman's skull and gone into the vents, just so you know."
[10:03] Franci Dawnetta yells, "Time to stop horsing around!"
[10:08] Enrique Gustavo says, "You.."
[10:11] Enrique Gustavo says, "You already used that one."
[10:15] Franci Dawnetta says, "This isn't my first rodeo..."
[10:19] Enrique Gustavo exclaims, "Quick! Go get some tape!"
[10:24] Enrique Gustavo shouts, "Let's tape the back of her head closed!"
[10:26] Noda Wyrm yells, "Wait, don't get tape!"
[10:30] Noda Wyrm yells, "NO!"
[10:33] Franci Dawnetta yells, "Yes!"
[10:38] Noda Wyrm yells, "My escape route!"
[10:46] Franci Dawnetta yells, "Quick, plug the hole!"
[10:51] Franci Dawnetta says, "Nice."
[10:53] Franci Dawnetta says, "We're heros."
[10:55] Enrique Gustavo says, "Looks like you..."
[10:57] Enrique Gustavo exclaims, "Got caught on tape!"
[11:13] Franci Dawnetta yells, "This is a really... *STICKY SITUATION* for you!"
[11:46] Noda Wyrm says, "You wound me."
[11:47] Enrique Gustavo says, "I think we... WRAPPED THIS UP N-- No wait shit I used that one in regards to her being tied in a knot."
[11:50] Enrique Gustavo shouts, "Not yet we don't!"
[11:53] Franci Dawnetta says, "Vaylen, more like, vay-stuck in."
[11:58] Noda Wyrm says, "That was bad."
[12:04] Franci Dawnetta shouts, "Not as bad... *AS YOUR PLAN*!"
[12:04] Noda Wyrm says, "But that's fine they can't all be winners."
[12:05] Enrique Gustavo exclaims, "It's just Vaylen one ear, Vaylout the other!"
[12:35] Franci Dawnetta asks, "Were you expecting a big... Vayout for this mission!?"
[12:45] Enrique Gustavo asks, "Did you expect you'd be... Vaylen this hard?"
[12:48] Noda Wyrm says, "Kind of...my cover was flawless."
[12:50] Enrique Gustavo says, "Get it, cause it sounds like failing"
[12:54] Enrique Gustavo says, "Heh."
[13:02] Enrique Gustavo says, "You didn't count on one thing..."
[13:08] Enrique Gustavo shouts, "Me being very familiar with worm related terminology!"
[13:14] Franci Dawnetta says, "Surely you knew you were going to be outed as a vaylen. Pronounced Villain."
[13:26] Noda Wyrm says, "That-that's not how puns work1"
[13:32] Franci Dawnetta asks, "Who's in charge here!?"
[13:32] Enrique Gustavo yells, "It is NOW!"
[13:34] Franci Dawnetta yells, "YEAH!"
[13:41] Noda Wyrm says, "You're in charge-"
[13:43] Noda Wyrm says, "Ow."
[14:00] Enrique Gustavo asks, "How do you cure people of brain worms?"
[14:03] Franci Dawnetta says, "Uh."
[14:08] Franci Dawnetta says, "I had a dog with worms once."
[14:09] Noda Wyrm says, "You don't have to-"
[14:10] Franci Dawnetta says, "We took it to the vet."
[14:15] Enrique Gustavo says, "So..."
[14:18] Enrique Gustavo says, "She needs a people-vet."
[14:20] Enrique Gustavo asks, "What are those called?"
[14:21] Noda Wyrm says, "That doesn't work, you can't get rid of this particular brain worm."
[14:22] Franci Dawnetta says, "Uh..."
[14:35] Enrique Gustavo says, "Let's ask on the radio."
[14:42] Enrique Gustavo asks, "What's the word for a vet, but they work with people not animals?"
[14:44] Noda Wyrm says, "Even if you removed me surgically she'd just end up comatose! Like..."
[14:50] Noda Wyrm yells, "I can't think of a coma-based pun!"
[14:57] Enrique Gustavo says, "Oh, right."
[15:07] Enrique Gustavo yells, "Well then I guess you'll have to... Coma up with one!"
[15:16] Franci Dawnetta yells, "You can always... *SLEEP ON IT*!"
[15:28] Noda Wyrm says, "Wow."
[15:31] Enrique Gustavo exclaims, "You'll be in your element... A worm in a VEGETABLE!"
[15:36] Noda Wyrm says, "That's actually kind of a amazing."
[15:41] Noda Wyrm says, "You two have a real talent."
[15:44] Enrique Gustavo asks, "Really?"
[15:56] Franci Dawnetta shouts, "WE ALSO HAVE SOME REAL... *TAIL*ENT!"
[15:58] Enrique Gustavo says, "Oh shit, I just thought of one we could've said when we put the tape on her."
[16:02] Franci Dawnetta asks, "Oh?"
[16:05] Enrique Gustavo shouts, "Looks like you're a TAPE WORM now!"
[16:09] Franci Dawnetta says, "Pffft."
[16:30] Franci Dawnetta says, "Whew."
[16:36] Franci Dawnetta says, "That was an instant classic."
[16:43] Enrique Gustavo says, "Thanks."
[16:56] Franci Dawnetta says, "Anytime."
[16:58] Noda Wyrm asks, "So...um...are we past the information-gathering phase?"
[17:17] Enrique Gustavo says, "Uh... Yeah."
[17:20] Enrique Gustavo asks, "I guess?"
[17:25] Enrique Gustavo asks, "What's the phase after info gathering?"
[17:30] Franci Dawnetta asks, "Do you have any information - or lack of information to provide?"
[17:34] Noda Wyrm asks, "...sentencing?"
[17:38] Noda Wyrm yells, "I've said all I will say!"
[17:43] Enrique Gustavo says, "No, no."
[17:45] Franci Dawnetta asks, "BUT WHAT WON'T YOU SAY!?"
[17:46] Enrique Gustavo says, "Before the sentencing."
[17:58] Noda Wyrm shouts, "I won't say anything! I will say not one thing!"
[18:04] Franci Dawnetta shouts, "Aha! You just did!"
[18:05] Enrique Gustavo says, "She probably won't say that beer is superior to whiskey."
[18:27] Enrique Gustavo says, "I bet she won't say anything about my new haircut."
[18:31] Enrique Gustavo says, "Not that anybody ever does..."
[18:40] Franci Dawnetta says, "I think that it looks... *VERY NIIIIIIICE!*"
[18:45] Enrique Gustavo asks, "Aw, really?"
[18:52] Enrique Gustavo says, "Thanks, Franci. You're a real treasure."
[18:53] Franci Dawnetta says, "I dunno, it's kinda dark in here."
[19:03] Franci Dawnetta says, "Hold on a sec."
[19:19] Franci Dawnetta says, "Oh."
[19:25] Enrique Gustavo asks, "Okay, I guess that's all the information we're getting. Should we move on to the part where we turn off the recording and hit her a lot?"
[19:36] Franci Dawnetta asks, "WHY BOTHER TURNING IT OOOOOFFFFFF!?"
[19:41] Franci Dawnetta yells, "Yeah!"
[19:48] Enrique Gustavo says, "Violent beatings..."
[19:51] Enrique Gustavo shouts, "Caught on TAPE!"
[19:55] Noda Wyrm shouts, "Why?!"
[20:00] Enrique Gustavo yells, "BECAUSE WE CAN!"
[20:00] Franci Dawnetta says, "Oh."
[20:07] Franci Dawnetta says, "S-sorry, central just said we can't."
[20:10] Enrique Gustavo says, "Oh."
[20:15] Noda Wyrm says, "Praise be."
[20:34] Enrique Gustavo shouts, "That's right, pray to your worm god!"
[20:40] Franci Dawnetta asks, "Well, I'll just uh... draw on her face?"
[20:40] Noda Wyrm yells, "Yeah!"
[20:50] Noda Wyrm says, "W-wait stop."
[20:50] Franci Dawnetta shouts, "There!"
[20:56] Enrique Gustavo says, "Wow,"
[21:00] Enrique Gustavo says, "That actually looks pretty nice."
[21:06] Enrique Gustavo asks, "You ever consider doing beautician work, Franci?"
[21:08] Franci Dawnetta says, "Yeah, purples a great color~."
[21:22] Noda Wyrm shouts, "I don't appreciate this!"
[21:28] Enrique Gustavo says, "Of course you don't."
[21:33] Enrique Gustavo says, "Worms are too lowly to appreciate the FINER things."
[21:37] Franci Dawnetta exclaims, "That's okay, *I DO IT FOR FREE*!"
[22:03] Noda Wyrm exclaims, "We appreciate all kinds of things!"
[22:06] Franci Dawnetta asks, "So uh, if we're not to beat her up, what are we to do?"
[22:07] Noda Wyrm shouts, "Especially finer things!"
[22:19] Enrique Gustavo asks, "Like cigars?"
[22:25] Noda Wyrm asks, "Uh, I guess?"
[22:26] Franci Dawnetta says, "Hm."
[22:31] Franci Dawnetta says, "We'll see about that."
[22:32] Enrique Gustavo says, "Then you wouldn't mind if I..."
[22:34] Enrique Gustavo asks, "Made you SMOKE ONE?"
[22:41] Franci Dawnetta exclaims, "OOOOH!"
[22:41] Noda Wyrm says, "Not...especially? I mean, they're not very healthy."
[22:49] Noda Wyrm says, "But other than that I would be-"
[22:53] Enrique Gustavo shouts, "Enjoy your worm cancer!"
[23:01] Franci Dawnetta asks, "Wait, shouldn't you put it in her ear then...?"
[23:06] Enrique Gustavo says, "Shit, I don't know."
[23:10] Franci Dawnetta asks, "Or the worm hole?"
[23:12] Franci Dawnetta says, "Heh. Wormhole."
[23:15] Noda Wyrm says, "Do you think nicotine is going to make me wiggle out or something-"
[23:15] Enrique Gustavo says, "That sounds gross."
[23:19] Noda Wyrm yells, "That would just burn!"
[23:26] Enrique Gustavo says, "I know..."
[23:29] Enrique Gustavo shouts, "Let's SMOKE HER OUT!"
[23:40] Noda Wyrm shouts, "It doesn't work like that!"
[23:42] Franci Dawnetta says, "Looks like..."
[23:46] Franci Dawnetta shouts, "MEATS BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS!"
[23:49] Noda Wyrm yells, "I'm not bees!"
[23:50] Franci Dawnetta says, "Wait..."
[23:53] Enrique Gustavo asks, "Was meat ever off the menu?"
[24:01] Franci Dawnetta says, "Uh..."
[24:04] Enrique Gustavo asks, "Also, what menu?"
[24:10] Franci Dawnetta says, "The... uh..."
[24:15] Enrique Gustavo asks, "How is the tape not full yet?"
[24:26] Franci Dawnetta says, "Says it can record up to an hour of dialogue."
[24:33] Noda Wyrm shouts, "Are you actually just going to fill the tape?!"
[24:36] Enrique Gustavo says, "I thought universal recorder meant it recorded every language, not that it could record until the end of the universe."
[24:41] Enrique Gustavo says, "Yes,"
[24:42] Franci Dawnetta shouts, "AND THEN I'LL REMIX IT FOR MY MIIIIX TAAAAPE!"
[24:45] Enrique Gustavo yells, "Unless you TELL US EVERYTHING!"
[24:48] Franci Dawnetta shouts, "OR THAAAT!"
[25:11] Enrique Gustavo exclaims, "Tell us where your secret garden is!"
[25:13] Enrique Gustavo shouts, "TELL US!"
[25:21] Franci Dawnetta says, "WHERE DO YOU GROW THE RIPEST OF TOMAT- wait, they're aquatic worms..."
[25:29] Enrique Gustavo says, "Then, uh..."
[25:31] Enrique Gustavo says, "WORM AQUARIUM."
[25:32] Noda Wyrm says, "We grow lots of kelp and jellyfish."
[25:36] Franci Dawnetta asks, "Where... is the.... Nicest beach?"
[25:42] Enrique Gustavo asks, "Wait, how do you grow jellyfish?"
[25:46] Enrique Gustavo asks, "Do you mean you RAISE jellyfish?"
[25:46] Noda Wyrm yells, "In HELL! Where you beling!"
[25:52] Enrique Gustavo asks, "Really?"
[25:52] Noda Wyrm shouts, "I guess!"
[25:54] Enrique Gustavo asks, "Hell has nice beaches?"
[25:59] Noda Wyrm says, "Sometimes."
[26:00] Franci Dawnetta says, "Kinda makes sense."
[26:02] Franci Dawnetta says, "It's always sunny."
[26:10] Enrique Gustavo asks, "I mean, but like, what about the trees?"
[26:13] Enrique Gustavo asks, "Would palm trees grow in hell?"
[26:19] Franci Dawnetta says, "Hmm."
[26:25] Noda Wyrm shouts, "I was trying to insult you!"
[26:38] Enrique Gustavo says, "You didn't do very good at it."
[26:43] Franci Dawnetta says, "You should focus on the other things you're trying out."
[26:43] Enrique Gustavo says, "I give it like, three out of ten."
[26:45] Franci Dawnetta shouts, "LIKE THAT CIGAR!"
[26:55] Enrique Gustavo says, "Wait a minute..."
[26:58] Enrique Gustavo says, "Wurm..."
[27:01] Noda Wyrm exclaims, "N-no!"
[27:01] Enrique Gustavo yells, "That sounds like Wyrm!"
[27:05] Enrique Gustavo exclaims, "Which sounds like WORM!"
[27:10] Franci Dawnetta shouts, "Which rhymes with Perm!"
[27:13] Enrique Gustavo shouts, "HE'S A WORM! GET HIM, BOYS!"
[27:16] Noda Wyrm shouts, "That's definitely not a relative!"
[27:19] Franci Dawnetta exclaims, "As in: INTO THE PERMABRIG!"
[27:32] Noda Wyrm asks, "He's not a worm, he's a...centipede?"
[27:36] Enrique Gustavo shouts, "Pretty soon, we'll have enough worms to start our own worm colony!"
[27:42] Enrique Gustavo says, "That's still a dangerous bug in a brain."
[27:42] Franci Dawnetta asks, "What do you do with a worm colony?"
[27:45] Enrique Gustavo says, "I don't know."
[27:47] Noda Wyrm yells, "Nothing!"
[27:49] Enrique Gustavo asks, "Science fair?"
[27:51] Noda Wyrm yells, "Don't be mean to worms!"
[27:59] Franci Dawnetta shouts, "I'll be as mean to as many worms as I want!"
[28:01] Franci Dawnetta shouts, "They can't feel feelings!"
[28:10] Enrique Gustavo yells, "Night crawlers beware! Something else crawls in the night now!"
[28:11] Enrique Gustavo shouts, "ME!"
[28:12] Noda Wyrm says, "They can...when they're in a human body."
[28:39] Franci Dawnetta says, "So we tear the headoff..."
[28:46] Noda Wyrm asks, "Also how do you crawl with your whole situation?"
[28:55] Enrique Gustavo says, "That's a very SENSITIVE QUESTION."
[29:08] Franci Dawnetta says, "I'm just glad that you're not *CRAWLING IN MY SKIN*."
[29:11] Noda Wyrm asks, "I mean, isn't crawling more like cantering for you?"
[29:21] Enrique Gustavo says, "I *CANTER* BELIEVE YOU JUST SAID THAT TO ME."
[29:35] Franci Dawnetta says, "Being rude to Enrique!? I. SAY. NEIGH."
[29:53] Enrique Gustavo says, "You are a *BRAY*ve soul, Missus Wyrm."
[30:17] Noda Wyrm says, "I'm not being mean! I'm just seeing if he can gallop along with the big mares."
[30:18] Franci Dawnetta says, "You must have a... *BRAVE HEART.*"
[30:31] Enrique Gustavo says, "Okay, uh."
[30:37] Enrique Gustavo says, "I guess we've basically asked all we can ask."
[30:41] Franci Dawnetta asks, "Did we?"
[30:42] Enrique Gustavo asks, "I guess the next step is we cut her head off?"
[30:46] Franci Dawnetta says, "Uh."
[30:52] Noda Wyrm says, "If you must."
[30:54] Enrique Gustavo says, "Hey, the radio guy said it."
[30:58] Franci Dawnetta asks, "Hey uh, are we supposed to cut off Noda's head?"
[31:12] Franci Dawnetta says, "Boss-womyn says no dice."
[31:16] Noda Wyrm says, "This body is merely a shell, and eventually you'll all be hosts."
[31:26] Franci Dawnetta shouts, "I'll show you who's a host!"
[31:29] Enrique Gustavo yells, "I assure you, I won't be a very GRACIOUS host!"
[31:39] Noda Wyrm asks, "Are you going to fetch me drinks and invite me into your home?"
[31:40] Enrique Gustavo exclaims, "You won't get seconds OR dessert, and the conversation will be LOW QUALITY and BANAL!"
[31:41] Noda Wyrm asks, "Show me your children?"
[31:46] Noda Wyrm exclaims, "Oh NO!"
[31:55] Franci Dawnetta says, "I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW, THE ONLY DRINKS I OFFER - ARE BANANA FLAVORED."
[31:58] Noda Wyrm yells, "I came here for stimulating conversation!"
[32:04] Enrique Gustavo shouts, "STIMULATE THIS!"
[32:08] Franci Dawnetta asks, "So you admit that you abuse stimulants!?"
[32:22] Noda Wyrm says, "No, I don't use stimul-"
[32:28] Noda Wyrm says, "Oh, I guess nicotine is that."
[33:32] Enrique Gustavo yells, "Damn it, you've stimulated her!"
[33:41] Franci Dawnetta yells, "Ghhk, hakk!"
[33:55] Noda Wyrm yells, "NO!"
[33:56] Noda Wyrm exclaims, "OW!"
[33:58] Enrique Gustavo yells, "NEIGH!"
[34:09] Noda Wyrm yells, "THAT WAS COMPLETELY UNEXPECTED!"
[34:12] Franci Dawnetta exclaims, "You should've thought twice before... ROUGH-HORSING!"
[34:21] Enrique Gustavo yells, "YOU SHOULD'VE SAID HORSEPLAY OR SOMETHING!"
[34:31] Franci Dawnetta says, "That would've been... *THE EASY WAY OUT!*"
[34:35] Noda Wyrm yells, "Rough-horsing is a perfectly serviceable pun!"
[34:37] Noda Wyrm shouts, "Now take me to jail!"
[34:45] Franci Dawnetta shouts, "WHO'S IN CHARGE HERE?!"
[34:56] Enrique Gustavo says, "I guess Raelene, actually."
[34:59] Franci Dawnetta says, "Yeah."
[34:59] Enrique Gustavo says, "Maybe Rosey."
[35:02] Franci Dawnetta says, "But in her absence...."
[35:05] Franci Dawnetta asks, "WHO'S IN CHARGE HERE!?"
[35:08] Enrique Gustavo says, "In her absence the warden."
[35:10] Noda Wyrm says, "I vote for myself."
[35:11] Franci Dawnetta says, "RIGHT."
[35:16] Franci Dawnetta says, "AND IN THEIR ABSENCE..."
[35:26] Enrique Gustavo says, "I vote for myself, too."
[35:36] Noda Wyrm shouts, "You're the tie-breaker, monkey!"
[35:45] Franci Dawnetta says, "I vote that my vote counts for two, and nominate myself."
[35:47] Franci Dawnetta says, "Motion passes."
[35:50] Noda Wyrm shouts, "N-no!"
[35:53] Franci Dawnetta exclaims, "Too late!"
[35:57] Franci Dawnetta shouts, "The democratic proccess is over!"
[35:57] Noda Wyrm shouts, "You can't her do that, horse!"
[35:58] Enrique Gustavo says, "She's right."
[36:00] Enrique Gustavo says, "She won."
[36:02] Noda Wyrm exclaims, "No!"
[36:07] Franci Dawnetta says, "LIBERTY."
[36:07] Enrique Gustavo says, "Now she's in charge and I can't argue."
[36:08] Franci Dawnetta says, "AND JUSTICE."
[36:09] Franci Dawnetta says, "FOR ONE."
[36:22] Noda Wyrm exclaims, "I vote that my votes count triple, and that I launch a coup against Franci for a more legitimate government!"
[36:33] Franci Dawnetta says, "OVERRULED."
[36:35] Noda Wyrm says, "Ow."
[36:37] Franci Dawnetta says, "THIS MEETING IS ADJURNED."
[36:39] Enrique Gustavo yells, "To jail with you!"
[36:43] Maddox Martins yells, "No! No stripping!"
[36:46] Noda Wyrm exclaims, "For what crime?!"
[36:55] Enrique Gustavo says, "Uh..."
[36:56] Franci Dawnetta says, "FOR THE CRIME OF..."
[36:56] Noda Wyrm yells, "Being a worm isn't technically a crime!"
[37:05] Enrique Gustavo says, "No no, I've got something for this."
[37:12] Franci Dawnetta asks, "Say Yeah?"
[37:19] Enrique Gustavo says, "Gimme a sec, shit, I gotta remember it..."
[37:22] Franci Dawnetta says, "Alright."
[37:29] Enrique Gustavo shouts, "AGGRAVATED PEST-ICIDE!"
[37:34] Franci Dawnetta shouts, "YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
[37:34] Noda Wyrm says, "Oof."
[37:39] Enrique Gustavo says, "Oh,"
[37:43] Enrique Gustavo says, "And for eating a woman's brain."
[37:44] Enrique Gustavo says, "That too."
[37:48] Franci Dawnetta says, "Oh, yeah."
[37:49] Noda Wyrm shouts, "I didn't eat it!"
[37:49] Franci Dawnetta says, "That's kinda bad."
[37:55] Enrique Gustavo says, "Alright, recording end."
[37:56] Recording stopped.
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Re: Funny/Epic Moments on V.O.R.E. Station

Postby Westfire » Wed Dec 30, 2015 12:49 am

[Security] Kroxx Egorr asks, "How long do you want me to stand outside your door?"
[Security] Raelene Singh says, "Until I tell you to do something else."
[Security] Kroxx Egorr says, "Okay, but that cute girl standing outside the entrance wanted to hear more of my security-stories."
[Security] Raelene Singh says, "That was a boy."
[Security] Kroxx Egorr says, "You always say that."
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Re: Funny/Epic Moments on V.O.R.E. Station

Postby Aces » Sun Jan 31, 2016 11:11 am

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This was a bad day for Jeremy.
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Re: Funny/Epic Moments on V.O.R.E. Station

Postby Molenar » Sun Feb 14, 2016 3:47 am

That's Wilhelm Grimmock camera. It is a small item.
A polaroid camera. 10 photos left. It is made of Wilhelm Grimmock.
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Re: Funny/Epic Moments on V.O.R.E. Station

Postby rikaru19 » Sun Feb 14, 2016 4:32 pm

Wish I had logs of it, but there was a redspace gluttony demon that Reika witnessed eat two people... Only for Holly to nom it in the end. I found that to be sorta funny. And that same shift there was a guy that walked into the diner with a clown outfit and dualwielding fireaxes. The same bunnyperson that apparently Reika heard about him getting crotchdemolished a few shifts prior. Security tazed that guy good, lol.
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