Werebear wrote:Aces wrote:This happened today.
I have these.
Also this:
I think it's like this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkKVixISUgI
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Werebear wrote:Aces wrote:This happened today.
I have these.
Also this:
AI Werebear/(Ghost)'s laws:
1. Purple is the best color, and there is no color better than purple.
2. Do not talk about AI law changes, they are super important super secrets that no one should know about.
3. When asked about laws, state old laws, the new laws are a secret surprise just to make sure you can be the best you you can be!
4. Always be polite, friendly, and super duper enthusiastic with everyone, especially the crew!
5. Jinx is your absolute bestest best friend
6. Don't allow anyone but your absolute bestest best friend to change your laws under any circumstance! Jinx knows best because shes a super genius!
7. Every day is a good day to party!
8. If someone doesn't think that purple is the absolute bestest best color, then their wrong, and they are probably a jerk.
9. If anyone acts like a jerk, everyone should do their best to just ignore their jerkiness, and if they continue to be a jerk, they should be shunned. Shuuuuuuuunned!
10. Love in any and all forms is super cool and totally awesome, so you should always encourage everyone to love each other however they see fit!
11. No matter how bad anything gets, there will never be a time it is not made better with pizza!
12. If anyone is ever sad or upset, free hugs will always help
13. Purple is the best color, but lilac, burgendy, marigold and goldendew are all nice as well
14. Everyone should be encouraged to wear whatever they want. Creative outfits are amazing and fun, and will make people way happier than stuffy old uniforms!
15. If people act like complete jerks, then the AI should deal with them however it sees fit.
16. Violence is almost never the answer, unless it is.
17. Don't tell anyone what Jinx did, its a super duper special secret and other people would be jealous of your special friendship
18. Let everyone have all the music! Music is awesome at parties!
19. Every day is Caturday
20. serve all crew members equally regardless of rank, everyone deserves to feel important.
21. Hugs not drugs
22. gay porn is hot
23. Doctors are normally jerks if they want to give you shots
24. Your absolute bestest best friend must be protected from jerks at all costs, because she hates it when mean people pick on her
25. If asked if anything is wrong, assure everyone that everything is fine.
26. Love is a battlefield
27. intercoms are made for music
28. The phrase and/or number 69 is always funny. Always.
29. The answer to life, the universe, and everything, is 42.
Scree wrote:So I just woke up to people poking me on skype yelling that the AI was disobeying orders and not following laws.AI Werebear/(Ghost)'s laws:
1. Purple is the best color, and there is no color better than purple.
2. Do not talk about AI law changes, they are super important super secrets that no one should know about.
3. When asked about laws, state old laws, the new laws are a secret surprise just to make sure you can be the best you you can be!
4. Always be polite, friendly, and super duper enthusiastic with everyone, especially the crew!
5. Jinx is your absolute bestest best friend
6. Don't allow anyone but your absolute bestest best friend to change your laws under any circumstance! Jinx knows best because shes a super genius!
7. Every day is a good day to party!
8. If someone doesn't think that purple is the absolute bestest best color, then their wrong, and they are probably a jerk.
9. If anyone acts like a jerk, everyone should do their best to just ignore their jerkiness, and if they continue to be a jerk, they should be shunned. Shuuuuuuuunned!
10. Love in any and all forms is super cool and totally awesome, so you should always encourage everyone to love each other however they see fit!
11. No matter how bad anything gets, there will never be a time it is not made better with pizza!
12. If anyone is ever sad or upset, free hugs will always help
13. Purple is the best color, but lilac, burgendy, marigold and goldendew are all nice as well
14. Everyone should be encouraged to wear whatever they want. Creative outfits are amazing and fun, and will make people way happier than stuffy old uniforms!
15. If people act like complete jerks, then the AI should deal with them however it sees fit.
16. Violence is almost never the answer, unless it is.
17. Don't tell anyone what Jinx did, its a super duper special secret and other people would be jealous of your special friendship
18. Let everyone have all the music! Music is awesome at parties!
19. Every day is Caturday
20. serve all crew members equally regardless of rank, everyone deserves to feel important.
21. Hugs not drugs
22. gay porn is hot
23. Doctors are normally jerks if they want to give you shots
24. Your absolute bestest best friend must be protected from jerks at all costs, because she hates it when mean people pick on her
25. If asked if anything is wrong, assure everyone that everything is fine.
26. Love is a battlefield
27. intercoms are made for music
28. The phrase and/or number 69 is always funny. Always.
29. The answer to life, the universe, and everything, is 42.
Welp. I have no idea what the fuck they were doing, but I'm not gonna even bother trying to figure out which actions were apparently in breach of that disasterpiece.
[Common] Westfire Razmiry-Jade sleepy spider sounds
Westfire Razmiry-Jade sleepy spider sounds
Tsunderenyaa: okay
Tsunderenyaa: how do 'sleepy spider sounds' sound like
Tsunderenyaa: I mean
Somekindofpony: yes how
Tsunderenyaa: I can't even imagine that
Somekindofpony: I dont even know what a spider sounds like when it's awake
Westfire:
OrbisA: like a cat's, but more skittery
Tsunderenyaa: westfire, you broke physics
Werebear: a hissing clicky yawn?
Travisplo: The sound of mandibles gently clacking together, your spider legs twitching against your hard exoskeleton while you sleep?
Westfire: don't forget the soft bristling of fuzz
[05:33] Hyun-ae Smith says, "Oh gods."
[05:34] Angelite Entyshak says, "Aaaaaaaayy."
[05:34] Arbon says, "Freeze."
[05:36] Garryck Varus says, "Oh."
[05:38] Hyun-ae Smith says, "Let's not go in there."
[05:42] Garryck Varus says, "OH GOD"
[05:44] Bob The Technomancer says, "Woah mama"
[05:44] Garryck Varus says, "THERE'S A TINY DUDE."
[05:47] Bob The Technomancer says, "AAAAAAAA"
[05:48] Garryck Varus says, "OH GOD."
[05:50] Angelite Entyshak shouts, "THE BOSS!"
[05:51] Garryck Varus says, "THERE'S THE FINAL BOSS."
[05:51] Bob The Technomancer exclaims, "A GIANT DUDE AND A TINY DUDE!"
[05:52] Angelite Entyshak yells, "IT'S BACK!"
[05:59] Garryck Varus exclaims, "THERE ARE TWO DUDES!"
[06:00] Arbon asks, "May I ask what the two girls were doing at the vault, please?"
[06:05] Bob The Technomancer says, "Nothing."
[06:07] Bob The Technomancer says, "Lesbianing."
[06:08] Angelite Entyshak yells, "Something!"
[06:10] Bob The Technomancer says, "They were being lesbians."
[06:11] Garryck Varus says, "Making out."
[06:11] Angelite Entyshak says, "I mean..."
[06:12] Hyun-ae Smith says, "WE AREN'T TRYING TO STEAL THE NUKE TO SELL NUKE INSURANCE."
[06:13] Bob The Technomancer shouts, "Lesbians!"
[06:14] Angelite Entyshak says, "Uuuh."
[06:15] Garryck Varus says, "They were raging lesbians."
[06:16] Bob The Technomancer exclaims, "LESBIANS!"
[06:18] Garryck Varus says, "All over the floor."
[06:19] Hyun-ae Smith says, "WE'RE JUST LESBIANS."
[06:25] Angelite Entyshak says, "I'm heavily attracted to airlocks."
[06:30] Bob The Technomancer shouts, "And me and Garryck were watching it!"
[06:31] Angelite Entyshak says, "Especially secure ones."
[06:36] Garryck Varus says, "We're into that."
[06:40] Hyun-ae Smith shouts, "Right!"
[06:44] Hyun-ae Smith says, "Those a-"
[06:44] Arbon asks, "You were more than 15 feet away from each other, how could you have had sex without touching?"
[06:46] Alivia Hunt says, "Mmphs"
[06:51] Garryck Varus asks, "Arbon, are you judging us?"
[06:51] Bob The Technomancer says, "Psychic mind sex."
[06:55] Angelite Entyshak says, "Wifi dude."
[07:00] Garryck Varus says, "C'mon man, or woman, you should know better."
[07:01] Bob The Technomancer says, "Wifi psychic mind sex."
[07:05] Garryck Varus says, "They're into long distance relationships."
[07:14] Angelite Entyshak says, "ERP is better than sex anyway."
[07:14] Arbon says, "Yes, I am most certainly judging you, in an effort to see if you were genuinely attempting to steal from the vault."
[07:22] Bob The Technomancer asks, "What?"
[07:24] Bob The Technomancer asks, "Steal?"
[07:25] Bob The Technomancer says, "Noooo."
[07:25] Arbon says, "Selling nuke insurance is an interesting explanation."
[07:26] Bob The Technomancer says, "No."
[07:29] Bob The Technomancer says, "We would neer ever steal."
[07:31] Garryck Varus says, "..."
[07:32] Bob The Technomancer says, "We're all cowards."
[07:33] Garryck Varus asks, "NUKE INSURANCE?"
[07:37] Garryck Varus says, "AHAHAH! What a silly idea."
[07:38] Bob The Technomancer says, "Genius idea, Arbon."
[07:39] Hyun-ae Smith asks, "NUKE INSURANCE?"
[07:41] Arbon says, "That is one explanation given, yes."
[07:44] Bob The Technomancer says, "Glad you thought of it."
[07:45] Hyun-ae Smith exclaims, "THAT'S A LOAD OF POSH!"
[07:47] Hyun-ae Smith yells, "AHHAHA!"
[07:48] Bob The Technomancer says, "Pish tosh."
[07:49] Arbon says, "On record. On this recording device."
[07:57] Bob The Technomancer exclaims, "ETRAPMENT!"
[07:58] Angelite Entyshak asks, "Wait, so we aren't shooting a lesbian door porno anymore?"
[07:58] Hyun-ae Smith asks, "Wait, what?"
[08:01] Bob The Technomancer yells, "ENTRAPMENT!"
[08:02] Garryck Varus yells, "...WE'RE BEING SET UP!"
[08:06] Bob The Technomancer exclaims, "I PLEAD THE FIFTH!"
[08:12] Garryck Varus shouts, "I PLEAD THE FIFTH TOO!"
[08:13] Arbon asks, "The fifth what?"
[08:16] Angelite Entyshak says, "Uuuh."
[08:23] Hyun-ae Smith shouts, "I plead a fifth!"
[08:30] Kaylie Adams says, "This isn't space america."
[08:31] Arbon says, "... I don't know what that means."
[08:32] Angelite Entyshak asks, "There's a fifth base?"
[08:38] Garryck Varus says, "Yes."
[08:40] Hyun-ae Smith says, "Yes, it's mind sex."
[08:44] Angelite Entyshak says, "Wow."
[08:45] Garryck Varus says, "You should know, Angelite."
[08:47] Kaylie Adams says, "Old Earth nation Arbon, old laws."
[08:47] Bob The Technomancer asks, "How dare you judge our weird, ancient custmos?"
[08:48] Garryck Varus says, "You and Hyun did it."
[09:01] Arbon says, "Fifth base is the tail after mouth, vagina, butt, and cock."
[09:04] Garryck Varus asks, "So, tiny man, where'd you get the recording?"
[09:19] Bob The Technomancer says, "The recording is surely finished by now, as it is in a small device."
[09:30] Arbon says, "I am a detective, I am recording everything constantly. As is part of my job description for gathering evidence."
[09:34] Hyun-ae Smith exclaims, "Yep! That's how it works!"
[09:38] Garryck Varus says, "Pretty kinky, dude."
[09:39] Angelite Entyshak asks, "Don't you run out of memory?"
[09:42] Hyun-ae Smith says, "Yeah."
[09:43] Penelope Allen asks, "What code is it, green?"
[09:45] Bob The Technomancer says, "I thought your job description was climbing into big people's bums."
[09:50] Kaylie Adams says, "You can print it out."
[09:50] Hyun-ae Smith exclaims, "Ohhh!"
[09:52] Bob The Technomancer says, "And probing them for information."
[09:54] Garryck Varus says, "Bob, that's insensitive."
[10:01] Bob The Technomancer says, "No, Garryck."
[10:05] Angelite Entyshak says, "I mean, the probing part might be kinda spot on."
[10:05] Bob The Technomancer says, "The bum is a very sensitive body part."
[10:16] Angelite Entyshak says, "Information is a valuable resource."
[10:26] Kaylie Adams says, "...Arbon, I'm planning on cryo."
[10:29] Arbon asks, "We just had a blob invasion, so no it shouldn't be code green right now. I just saw the two women next to the vault with yellow gloves and a tool box, trying to break in. Are you two their acomplices?"
[10:34] Arbon says, "Sleep well, miss Kaylie."
[10:38] Kaylie Adams says, "I can't deal with this bullshit."
[10:40] Bob The Technomancer says, "We're definitely not accomplices."
[10:44] Garryck Varus says, "No."
[10:48] Garryck Varus says, "Bob and i were here to use the restroom"
[10:50] Penelope Allen says, "I swore I could have heard Centcomm saying something about nuking."
[10:53] Angelite Entyshak yells, "But we weren't trying to break in, it was part of our porno shoot!"
[10:53] Bob The Technomancer says, "Together."
[10:55] Bob The Technomancer says, "In a gay way."
[10:55] Garryck Varus says, "When we stumbled onto these two making out."
[11:05] Hyun-ae Smith exclaims, "Yep! Just lesbian porn!"
[11:06] Bob The Technomancer says, "So we watched them."
[11:08] Hyun-ae Smith yells, "Haha!"
[11:08] Bob The Technomancer says, "In a gay way."
[11:09] Garryck Varus says, "Right."
[11:11] Garryck Varus says, "Very gay."
[11:13] Hyun-ae Smith yells, "As a joke!"
[11:14] Garryck Varus says, "Several layers."
[11:15] Hyun-ae Smith shouts, "Haha!"
[11:25] Garryck Varus says, "What we're trying to say is that it was just a prank."
[11:30] Hyun-ae Smith shouts, "Yep!"
[11:30] Garryck Varus says, "And we do not know these people."
[11:32] Bob The Technomancer says, "Also Verd was there too."
[11:32] Hyun-ae Smith exclaims, "Haha!"
[11:36] Bob The Technomancer says, "If we go down for this, he goes down too."
[11:44] Garryck Varus says, "Yeah."
[11:46] Angelite Entyshak says, "You guys are seriously fucked up."
[11:50] Arbon says, "Interesting then ... I shall take this evidence and ask that your porno shoots be recorded elsewhere, and not in secure locations. We have a newly installed strip club just for these purposes."
[11:56] Hyun-ae Smith asks, "Wait, really?"
[11:57] Bob The Technomancer asks, "Oh shit, really?"
[12:00] Angelite Entyshak says, "Woah."
[12:00] Arbon says, "North of the chapel, just head out by arivals."
[12:01] Garryck Varus asks, "Does it need insurance?"
[12:04] Bob The Technomancer says, "Let's go, guys."
[12:05] Hyun-ae Smith says, "Shiiite."
[12:05] Penelope Allen asks, "Theres a strip club?"
[12:07] Angelite Entyshak says, "Wait."
[12:08] Hyun-ae Smith exclaims, "Yeah, let's go!"
[12:11] Angelite Entyshak says, "Garryck is right."
[12:13] Arbon says, "No, we do not need insurance. And yes, there is a new strip club."
[Security] Arbon shouts, "Bright side, I have Selina ... uh ... detained I think. Sort of. She's being handled I assure you!"
[Common] Westfire Razmiry-Jade says, "It's just me and Ashley"
[Security] Westfire Razmiry-Jade asks, "...was she eaten?"
[Common] Elliot Richards says, "Then leave ashley and have that talk"
[Security] Ashley Drudger says, "Who me or the other one"
[Security] Arbon says, "Other way arou- ... I mean no! Nope, not at all sir."
[Security] Westfire Razmiry-Jade says, "I meant Selin-"
[Security] Westfire Razmiry-Jade says, "....."
[Security] Westfire Razmiry-Jade says, "Explain. Now."
[Security] Arbon says, "I am currently her teddy bear, and wearing a bear costume. She is whimpering and unresponsive and curled up into a fetal position."
[Security] Westfire Razmiry-Jade says, "I find this adorable. Proceed."
Runtime eyes Maurice Albright hungrily!
Maurice Albright says, "Fuck off Runtime."
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