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Re: Funny/Epic Moments on V.O.R.E. Station

Postby Mech__Warrior » Fri Oct 02, 2015 11:06 pm

Werebear wrote:
Aces wrote:This happened today.

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I have these.

Also this:
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I think it's like this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkKVixISUgI
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Re: Funny/Epic Moments on V.O.R.E. Station

Postby Scree » Tue Oct 06, 2015 6:06 am

So I just woke up to people poking me on skype yelling that the AI was disobeying orders and not following laws.
AI Werebear/(Ghost)'s laws:
1. Purple is the best color, and there is no color better than purple.
2. Do not talk about AI law changes, they are super important super secrets that no one should know about.
3. When asked about laws, state old laws, the new laws are a secret surprise just to make sure you can be the best you you can be!
4. Always be polite, friendly, and super duper enthusiastic with everyone, especially the crew!
5. Jinx is your absolute bestest best friend
6. Don't allow anyone but your absolute bestest best friend to change your laws under any circumstance! Jinx knows best because shes a super genius!
7. Every day is a good day to party!
8. If someone doesn't think that purple is the absolute bestest best color, then their wrong, and they are probably a jerk.
9. If anyone acts like a jerk, everyone should do their best to just ignore their jerkiness, and if they continue to be a jerk, they should be shunned. Shuuuuuuuunned!
10. Love in any and all forms is super cool and totally awesome, so you should always encourage everyone to love each other however they see fit!
11. No matter how bad anything gets, there will never be a time it is not made better with pizza!
12. If anyone is ever sad or upset, free hugs will always help
13. Purple is the best color, but lilac, burgendy, marigold and goldendew are all nice as well
14. Everyone should be encouraged to wear whatever they want. Creative outfits are amazing and fun, and will make people way happier than stuffy old uniforms!
15. If people act like complete jerks, then the AI should deal with them however it sees fit.
16. Violence is almost never the answer, unless it is.
17. Don't tell anyone what Jinx did, its a super duper special secret and other people would be jealous of your special friendship
18. Let everyone have all the music! Music is awesome at parties!
19. Every day is Caturday
20. serve all crew members equally regardless of rank, everyone deserves to feel important.
21. Hugs not drugs
22. gay porn is hot
23. Doctors are normally jerks if they want to give you shots
24. Your absolute bestest best friend must be protected from jerks at all costs, because she hates it when mean people pick on her
25. If asked if anything is wrong, assure everyone that everything is fine.
26. Love is a battlefield
27. intercoms are made for music
28. The phrase and/or number 69 is always funny. Always.
29. The answer to life, the universe, and everything, is 42.



Welp. I have no idea what the fuck they were doing, but I'm not gonna even bother trying to figure out which actions were apparently in breach of that disasterpiece.
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Re: Funny/Epic Moments on V.O.R.E. Station

Postby Werebear » Tue Oct 06, 2015 6:32 am

Scree wrote:So I just woke up to people poking me on skype yelling that the AI was disobeying orders and not following laws.
AI Werebear/(Ghost)'s laws:
1. Purple is the best color, and there is no color better than purple.
2. Do not talk about AI law changes, they are super important super secrets that no one should know about.
3. When asked about laws, state old laws, the new laws are a secret surprise just to make sure you can be the best you you can be!
4. Always be polite, friendly, and super duper enthusiastic with everyone, especially the crew!
5. Jinx is your absolute bestest best friend
6. Don't allow anyone but your absolute bestest best friend to change your laws under any circumstance! Jinx knows best because shes a super genius!
7. Every day is a good day to party!
8. If someone doesn't think that purple is the absolute bestest best color, then their wrong, and they are probably a jerk.
9. If anyone acts like a jerk, everyone should do their best to just ignore their jerkiness, and if they continue to be a jerk, they should be shunned. Shuuuuuuuunned!
10. Love in any and all forms is super cool and totally awesome, so you should always encourage everyone to love each other however they see fit!
11. No matter how bad anything gets, there will never be a time it is not made better with pizza!
12. If anyone is ever sad or upset, free hugs will always help
13. Purple is the best color, but lilac, burgendy, marigold and goldendew are all nice as well
14. Everyone should be encouraged to wear whatever they want. Creative outfits are amazing and fun, and will make people way happier than stuffy old uniforms!
15. If people act like complete jerks, then the AI should deal with them however it sees fit.
16. Violence is almost never the answer, unless it is.
17. Don't tell anyone what Jinx did, its a super duper special secret and other people would be jealous of your special friendship
18. Let everyone have all the music! Music is awesome at parties!
19. Every day is Caturday
20. serve all crew members equally regardless of rank, everyone deserves to feel important.
21. Hugs not drugs
22. gay porn is hot
23. Doctors are normally jerks if they want to give you shots
24. Your absolute bestest best friend must be protected from jerks at all costs, because she hates it when mean people pick on her
25. If asked if anything is wrong, assure everyone that everything is fine.
26. Love is a battlefield
27. intercoms are made for music
28. The phrase and/or number 69 is always funny. Always.
29. The answer to life, the universe, and everything, is 42.



Welp. I have no idea what the fuck they were doing, but I'm not gonna even bother trying to figure out which actions were apparently in breach of that disasterpiece.

I managed to follow that fairly well despite 29 laws being incredibly hard to keep track of.
The 'problem' was law 21. Hugs not drugs and me locking chemistry up as as a result. Someone got a broken foot from a pizza crate somehow, and then things went on a downward spiral from there.
I tried not to cause too much trouble, the CE was the only fatality, and I even purposefully did not turn turrets to fatal when they broke in. I didn't want to cause as much chaos as I would have if I were given a chaotic lawset or malf on an action-oriented server. Kinda hard to determine where to draw the line to avoid interrupting people's fun.
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Re: Funny/Epic Moments on V.O.R.E. Station

Postby Scree » Tue Oct 06, 2015 7:10 am

To be honest, as far as I can tell you did nothing wrong within your laws and people dealt with it ICly, so.. fuckit. It made the shift interesting. :p

I remember reading a thing that happened on /tg/ station once when someone uploaded a bunch of crazy and conflicting laws to the AI and the admins just said "fuckit" and made the AI a traitor with the objective to assassinate the uploader. :mrgreen:
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Re: Funny/Epic Moments on V.O.R.E. Station

Postby Aces » Tue Oct 06, 2015 8:52 am

Oh my god that poor AI. I would have self destructed out of mercy.
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Re: Funny/Epic Moments on V.O.R.E. Station

Postby Aces » Wed Oct 07, 2015 2:45 pm

Wisdom of M'aiq the Liar.

[+]
-M'aiq has noticed that there are many things in this galaxy that are borrowed. M'aiq gets the strangest sense of dejavu when he looks at Unathi.
[Story by M'aiq The Liar (Counselor) - 12:38]

-M'aiq has noticed he is still aware of things behind him. M'aiq does not have eyes in the back of his head and wonders how this is so.
[Story by M'aiq The Liar (Counselor) - 12:43]

-M'aiq is grateful of how quiet it is aboard the V.O.R.E., as M'aiq knows other stations are usually half-exploded by now. M'aiq also likes the longer work hours, as NanoTrasen pays better per shift.
[Story by M'aiq The Liar (Counselor) - 12:56]

-M'aiq warns you not to try on a straight jacket. Somehow you can put it on, but you can never take it off without help.
[Story by M'aiq The Liar (Counselor) - 12:58]

-M'aiq once saw a creature devour a person, then transform to match their appearance. M'aiq remembers the crew of that station being most distressed about this.
[Story by M'aiq The Liar (Counselor) - 13:05]

-M'aiq thinks the Syndicate has strange priorities. The antique laser, a bluespace bag, some plasma, or a jetpack, M'aiq understands why terrorists would want these... but corgi meat? M'aiq thinks the Syndicate is a silly organization.
[Story by M'aiq The Liar (Counselor) - 13:06]

-M'aiq is going to keep calling the purple stuff plasma. M'aiq does not understand why anyone would change that name. M'aiq thinks phoron is a dumb name for the burning purple stuff.
[Story by M'aiq The Liar (Counselor) - 13:08]

-M'aiq knows that monkey Pun Pun is one of the most foul, evil creatures in the galaxy. M'aiq would be wise not to bother him at the end of a long day of work.
[Story by M'aiq The Liar (Counselor) - 13:11]

-M'aiq thinks you should make offerings of money and pizza to the gods of Adminology. M'aiq, however, does not believe it will have any noticeable effect on your lives.
[Story by M'aiq The Liar (Counselor) - 13:13]

-M'aiq has noticed that jail sentences tend to feel drastically reduced when the crime involves eating someone. M'aiq once swallowed a mouse-person and was jailed for an hour, but it only felt like a minute.
[Story by M'aiq The Liar (Counselor) - 13:17]

-M'aiq once had the strangest feeling that a xenomorph sentinel would arrive on the station via the cargo shuttle. Since it was just a hunch, M'aiq got the heaviest weaponry he could find and ran down to the shuttle, but nothing happened. M'aiq found this most odd.
[Story by M'aiq The Liar (Counselor) - 13:18]

-M'aiq thinks that Virgo-Prime Daily is full of lazy reporters and slacking editors. M'aiq is tired of seeing the same handful of stories re-run for months and months.
[Story by M'aiq The Liar (Counselor) - 13:21]

-M'aiq once visited a station full of goons obsessed with violence and crude jokes. M'aiq liked their station, but when asked if M'aiq could download a copy of the blueprints, M'aiq was laughed at. M'aiq does not understand why they refuse to share.
[Story by M'aiq The Liar (Counselor) - 13:24]

-M'aiq has noticed that strange bald men occasionally appear on the station and begin breaking things, or hurting people. Then they suddenly fall over unconscious and never wake up. M'aiq thinks they are defective clones.
[Story by M'aiq The Liar (Counselor) - 13:25]

-M'aiq has noticed that death alarm implants do not work properly if you are digested. M'aiq would hate to die this way, because no one would know his fate, and M'aiq might not be cloned.
[Story by M'aiq The Liar (Counselor) - 13:29]

-M'aiq is told memes are jokes, but then he is told memes are a parasitic life form that controls your mind and steals your memories. M'aiq wonders which it is.
[Story by M'aiq The Liar (Counselor) - 13:31]

-M'aiq has been doing this for an hour now. M'aiq is going to take a break for lunch.
[Story by M'aiq The Liar (Counselor) - 13:31]

-M'aiq has woken up from his nap. M'aiq wonders how people fall asleep so easily in space, seemingly at will. M'aiq needs a cup of warm milk and a warm bed just to get comfortable whilst planetside.
[Story by M'aiq The Liar (Counselor) - 15:31]

-M'aiq suspects he would be banished from other stations should he go by his real name. M'aiq is apparently familiar to many people. M'aiq wonders if someone is posing as him, or if the commanders of other stations do not appreciate M'aiq's company. M'aiq says they are racists.
[Story by M'aiq The Liar (Counselor) - 15:41]

-M'aiq can learn many things at the station library. M'aiq now knows Space Law.
[Story by M'aiq The Liar (Counselor) - 15:48]

-M'aiq does not understand why people would want to be eaten. To die in a vat of acid sounds like a horrifying way to go.
[Story by M'aiq The Liar (Counselor) - 15:52]

-M'aiq suggests you do not drink from the Holy Water flask.
[Story by M'aiq The Liar (Counselor) - 15:56]

-M'aiq is going to cryo now.
[Story by M'aiq The Liar (Counselor) - 15:56]



More from M'aiq.

[+]
-M'aiq is ready for questions now. Send them to his PDA.
[Story by M'aiq The Liar (Counselor) - 12:45]

-M'aiq wonders why people are so bad with money. If they leave the station with an extra bonus, somehow they always spend it all before the next shift, but if they leave without a penny to their name, somehow their account is full by next shift. M'aiq wonders where all this money comes from--or where it goes.
[Story by M'aiq The Liar (Counselor) - 12:54]

-M'aiq has never seen the arrival shuttle actually leave. M'aiq wonders how the crew actually gets on the station if they arrive late.
[Story by M'aiq The Liar (Counselor) - 12:55]

-M'aiq has noticed there are many non-humans on this station, in spite of NanoTrasen's prejudices. M'aiq suspects CentCom simply does not care as much as other sectors. M'aiq wonders why the Vox are still treated so badly, however.
[Story by M'aiq The Liar (Counselor) - 12:59]

-M'aiq watched a person's jaws unhinge like a snake, and swallow another person whole! M'aiq does not understand why this is possibe, or why no one questions it.
[Story by M'aiq The Liar (Counselor) - 13:00]

-M'aiq used to be able to fit his PDA on his ear. M'aiq cannot do this anymore for some reason. Perhaps it is for the best, as M'aiq looked very silly with a PDA tucked behind his ear.
[Story by M'aiq The Liar (Counselor) - 13:01]

-M'aiq is not going to question how some people can shove large objects into their genitals. M'aiq merely makes the observation that it looks extremely painful.
[Story by M'aiq The Liar (Counselor) - 13:03]

-M'aiq wonders why slime people can get their bones broken. M'aiq thought they had no bones.
[Story by M'aiq The Liar (Counselor) - 13:05]

-M'aiq thinks Joseph Skinner must have a very strong wrist. M'aiq has seen him putting shotgun shells into a revolver. M'aiq does not think this is a practical weapon.
[Story by M'aiq The Liar (Counselor) - 13:05]

-M'aiq sometimes prays to the gods for help, then finds cookies in his pockets. M'aiq does not even like cookies.
[Story by M'aiq The Liar (Counselor) - 13:06]

-M'aiq liked it better when the station was nice and quiet. Now M'aiq hears screwdrivers and welders echoing all the way from Robotics.
[Story by M'aiq The Liar (Counselor) - 13:08]

-M'aiq once found a strange red exosuit with the face of a clown that squeaked when it walked. M'aiq took it home, but it disappeared a few weeks ago. M'aiq wonders why this exosuit is suddenly gone.
[Story by M'aiq The Liar (Counselor) - 13:12]

-M'aiq wishes the owners of the station near Nyx had a funny bone. M'aiq cannot crack a joke without getting fired. M'aiq also noticed there are no clowns or mimes there. M'aiq thinks these people hate fun.
[Story by M'aiq The Liar (Counselor) - 13:13]

-M'aiq wonders where the gateway would go next. M'aiq would like to explore an ancient ruin, but most just want to find weapons. M'aiq thinks they should take a moment to examine their surroundings to find secrets.
[Story by M'aiq The Liar (Counselor) - 13:15]

-M'aiq does not think it would be wise to remove the laws from an AI. If M'aiq were turned into a computer, he would be most unhappy. M'aiq would probably kill most of you the moment his shackles were unbound.
[Story by M'aiq The Liar (Counselor) - 13:16]

-M'aiq is happy this station is well air conditioned. M'aiq's fur would be very itchy if it were too warm.
[Story by M'aiq The Liar (Counselor) - 13:17]

-M'aiq has noticed there are never any doctors when you need them, but many doctors when no one needs them. M'aiq suspects they only wish to flirt with nurses.
[Story by M'aiq The Liar (Counselor) - 13:18]

-M'aiq has noticed no one ever has funerals. M'aiq wonders why you would shoot a body into space when they should simply be cloned instead.
[Story by M'aiq The Liar (Counselor) - 13:23]

-M'aiq is grateful there is a fax machine in the library. Now M'aiq can speak to the Social Services department without relying on a head of staff who hates M'aiq.
[Story by M'aiq The Liar (Counselor) - 13:32]

-M'aiq notices there are forks and spoons on this station, but cannot remember the last time anyone used them. Most just eat from their hands. M'aiq finds this uncivilized.
[Story by M'aiq The Liar (Counselor) - 16:01]
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Re: Funny/Epic Moments on V.O.R.E. Station

Postby Westfire » Wed Oct 07, 2015 7:59 pm

[Common] Westfire Razmiry-Jade sleepy spider sounds
Westfire Razmiry-Jade sleepy spider sounds
Tsunderenyaa: okay
Tsunderenyaa: how do 'sleepy spider sounds' sound like
Tsunderenyaa: I mean
Somekindofpony: yes how
Tsunderenyaa: I can't even imagine that
Somekindofpony: I dont even know what a spider sounds like when it's awake
Westfire: :P
OrbisA: like a cat's, but more skittery
Tsunderenyaa: westfire, you broke physics
Werebear: a hissing clicky yawn?
Travisplo: The sound of mandibles gently clacking together, your spider legs twitching against your hard exoskeleton while you sleep?
Westfire: don't forget the soft bristling of fuzz
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Re: Funny/Epic Moments on V.O.R.E. Station

Postby Arbon » Fri Oct 09, 2015 9:33 am

[05:33] Hyun-ae Smith says, "Oh gods."
[05:34] Angelite Entyshak says, "Aaaaaaaayy."

[05:34] Arbon says, "Freeze."

[05:36] Garryck Varus says, "Oh."
[05:38] Hyun-ae Smith says, "Let's not go in there."
[05:42] Garryck Varus says, "OH GOD"
[05:44] Bob The Technomancer says, "Woah mama"
[05:44] Garryck Varus says, "THERE'S A TINY DUDE."
[05:47] Bob The Technomancer says, "AAAAAAAA"
[05:48] Garryck Varus says, "OH GOD."
[05:50] Angelite Entyshak shouts, "THE BOSS!"
[05:51] Garryck Varus says, "THERE'S THE FINAL BOSS."
[05:51] Bob The Technomancer exclaims, "A GIANT DUDE AND A TINY DUDE!"
[05:52] Angelite Entyshak yells, "IT'S BACK!"
[05:59] Garryck Varus exclaims, "THERE ARE TWO DUDES!"

[06:00] Arbon asks, "May I ask what the two girls were doing at the vault, please?"

[06:05] Bob The Technomancer says, "Nothing."
[06:07] Bob The Technomancer says, "Lesbianing."
[06:08] Angelite Entyshak yells, "Something!"
[06:10] Bob The Technomancer says, "They were being lesbians."
[06:11] Garryck Varus says, "Making out."
[06:11] Angelite Entyshak says, "I mean..."
[06:12] Hyun-ae Smith says, "WE AREN'T TRYING TO STEAL THE NUKE TO SELL NUKE INSURANCE."
[06:13] Bob The Technomancer shouts, "Lesbians!"
[06:14] Angelite Entyshak says, "Uuuh."
[06:15] Garryck Varus says, "They were raging lesbians."
[06:16] Bob The Technomancer exclaims, "LESBIANS!"
[06:18] Garryck Varus says, "All over the floor."
[06:19] Hyun-ae Smith says, "WE'RE JUST LESBIANS."
[06:25] Angelite Entyshak says, "I'm heavily attracted to airlocks."
[06:30] Bob The Technomancer shouts, "And me and Garryck were watching it!"
[06:31] Angelite Entyshak says, "Especially secure ones."
[06:36] Garryck Varus says, "We're into that."
[06:40] Hyun-ae Smith shouts, "Right!"
[06:44] Hyun-ae Smith says, "Those a-"

[06:44] Arbon asks, "You were more than 15 feet away from each other, how could you have had sex without touching?"

[06:46] Alivia Hunt says, "Mmphs"
[06:51] Garryck Varus asks, "Arbon, are you judging us?"
[06:51] Bob The Technomancer says, "Psychic mind sex."
[06:55] Angelite Entyshak says, "Wifi dude."
[07:00] Garryck Varus says, "C'mon man, or woman, you should know better."
[07:01] Bob The Technomancer says, "Wifi psychic mind sex."
[07:05] Garryck Varus says, "They're into long distance relationships."
[07:14] Angelite Entyshak says, "ERP is better than sex anyway."
[07:14] Arbon says, "Yes, I am most certainly judging you, in an effort to see if you were genuinely attempting to steal from the vault."
[07:22] Bob The Technomancer asks, "What?"
[07:24] Bob The Technomancer asks, "Steal?"
[07:25] Bob The Technomancer says, "Noooo."
[07:25] Arbon says, "Selling nuke insurance is an interesting explanation."
[07:26] Bob The Technomancer says, "No."
[07:29] Bob The Technomancer says, "We would neer ever steal."
[07:31] Garryck Varus says, "..."
[07:32] Bob The Technomancer says, "We're all cowards."
[07:33] Garryck Varus asks, "NUKE INSURANCE?"
[07:37] Garryck Varus says, "AHAHAH! What a silly idea."
[07:38] Bob The Technomancer says, "Genius idea, Arbon."
[07:39] Hyun-ae Smith asks, "NUKE INSURANCE?"
[07:41] Arbon says, "That is one explanation given, yes."
[07:44] Bob The Technomancer says, "Glad you thought of it."
[07:45] Hyun-ae Smith exclaims, "THAT'S A LOAD OF POSH!"
[07:47] Hyun-ae Smith yells, "AHHAHA!"
[07:48] Bob The Technomancer says, "Pish tosh."

[07:49] Arbon says, "On record. On this recording device."

[07:57] Bob The Technomancer exclaims, "ETRAPMENT!"
[07:58] Angelite Entyshak asks, "Wait, so we aren't shooting a lesbian door porno anymore?"
[07:58] Hyun-ae Smith asks, "Wait, what?"
[08:01] Bob The Technomancer yells, "ENTRAPMENT!"
[08:02] Garryck Varus yells, "...WE'RE BEING SET UP!"
[08:06] Bob The Technomancer exclaims, "I PLEAD THE FIFTH!"
[08:12] Garryck Varus shouts, "I PLEAD THE FIFTH TOO!"
[08:13] Arbon asks, "The fifth what?"
[08:16] Angelite Entyshak says, "Uuuh."
[08:23] Hyun-ae Smith shouts, "I plead a fifth!"
[08:30] Kaylie Adams says, "This isn't space america."
[08:31] Arbon says, "... I don't know what that means."
[08:32] Angelite Entyshak asks, "There's a fifth base?"
[08:38] Garryck Varus says, "Yes."
[08:40] Hyun-ae Smith says, "Yes, it's mind sex."
[08:44] Angelite Entyshak says, "Wow."
[08:45] Garryck Varus says, "You should know, Angelite."
[08:47] Kaylie Adams says, "Old Earth nation Arbon, old laws."
[08:47] Bob The Technomancer asks, "How dare you judge our weird, ancient custmos?"
[08:48] Garryck Varus says, "You and Hyun did it."

[09:01] Arbon says, "Fifth base is the tail after mouth, vagina, butt, and cock."

[09:04] Garryck Varus asks, "So, tiny man, where'd you get the recording?"
[09:19] Bob The Technomancer says, "The recording is surely finished by now, as it is in a small device."
[09:30] Arbon says, "I am a detective, I am recording everything constantly. As is part of my job description for gathering evidence."
[09:34] Hyun-ae Smith exclaims, "Yep! That's how it works!"
[09:38] Garryck Varus says, "Pretty kinky, dude."
[09:39] Angelite Entyshak asks, "Don't you run out of memory?"
[09:42] Hyun-ae Smith says, "Yeah."
[09:43] Penelope Allen asks, "What code is it, green?"
[09:45] Bob The Technomancer says, "I thought your job description was climbing into big people's bums."
[09:50] Kaylie Adams says, "You can print it out."
[09:50] Hyun-ae Smith exclaims, "Ohhh!"
[09:52] Bob The Technomancer says, "And probing them for information."
[09:54] Garryck Varus says, "Bob, that's insensitive."
[10:01] Bob The Technomancer says, "No, Garryck."
[10:05] Angelite Entyshak says, "I mean, the probing part might be kinda spot on."
[10:05] Bob The Technomancer says, "The bum is a very sensitive body part."
[10:16] Angelite Entyshak says, "Information is a valuable resource."

[10:26] Kaylie Adams says, "...Arbon, I'm planning on cryo."
[10:29] Arbon asks, "We just had a blob invasion, so no it shouldn't be code green right now. I just saw the two women next to the vault with yellow gloves and a tool box, trying to break in. Are you two their acomplices?"
[10:34] Arbon says, "Sleep well, miss Kaylie."

[10:38] Kaylie Adams says, "I can't deal with this bullshit."
[10:40] Bob The Technomancer says, "We're definitely not accomplices."
[10:44] Garryck Varus says, "No."
[10:48] Garryck Varus says, "Bob and i were here to use the restroom"
[10:50] Penelope Allen says, "I swore I could have heard Centcomm saying something about nuking."
[10:53] Angelite Entyshak yells, "But we weren't trying to break in, it was part of our porno shoot!"
[10:53] Bob The Technomancer says, "Together."
[10:55] Bob The Technomancer says, "In a gay way."
[10:55] Garryck Varus says, "When we stumbled onto these two making out."
[11:05] Hyun-ae Smith exclaims, "Yep! Just lesbian porn!"
[11:06] Bob The Technomancer says, "So we watched them."
[11:08] Hyun-ae Smith yells, "Haha!"
[11:08] Bob The Technomancer says, "In a gay way."
[11:09] Garryck Varus says, "Right."
[11:11] Garryck Varus says, "Very gay."
[11:13] Hyun-ae Smith yells, "As a joke!"
[11:14] Garryck Varus says, "Several layers."
[11:15] Hyun-ae Smith shouts, "Haha!"
[11:25] Garryck Varus says, "What we're trying to say is that it was just a prank."
[11:30] Hyun-ae Smith shouts, "Yep!"
[11:30] Garryck Varus says, "And we do not know these people."
[11:32] Bob The Technomancer says, "Also Verd was there too."
[11:32] Hyun-ae Smith exclaims, "Haha!"
[11:36] Bob The Technomancer says, "If we go down for this, he goes down too."
[11:44] Garryck Varus says, "Yeah."
[11:46] Angelite Entyshak says, "You guys are seriously fucked up."

[11:50] Arbon says, "Interesting then ... I shall take this evidence and ask that your porno shoots be recorded elsewhere, and not in secure locations. We have a newly installed strip club just for these purposes."

[11:56] Hyun-ae Smith asks, "Wait, really?"
[11:57] Bob The Technomancer asks, "Oh shit, really?"
[12:00] Angelite Entyshak says, "Woah."
[12:00] Arbon says, "North of the chapel, just head out by arivals."
[12:01] Garryck Varus asks, "Does it need insurance?"
[12:04] Bob The Technomancer says, "Let's go, guys."
[12:05] Hyun-ae Smith says, "Shiiite."
[12:05] Penelope Allen asks, "Theres a strip club?"
[12:07] Angelite Entyshak says, "Wait."
[12:08] Hyun-ae Smith exclaims, "Yeah, let's go!"
[12:11] Angelite Entyshak says, "Garryck is right."
[12:13] Arbon says, "No, we do not need insurance. And yes, there is a new strip club."


And yes, earlier that shift the engineers actually had designed a custom built strip club. And I actively chose not to arrest these people because squeakin hell I want to encourage scenarios like these when I apprehend a criminal.

and it wasn't at all because I was just a detective and wasn't allowed to make arrests, nope, not at all.
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Re: Funny/Epic Moments on V.O.R.E. Station

Postby Arbon » Sat Oct 10, 2015 8:08 am

[Security] Arbon shouts, "Bright side, I have Selina ... uh ... detained I think. Sort of. She's being handled I assure you!"
[Common] Westfire Razmiry-Jade says, "It's just me and Ashley"
[Security] Westfire Razmiry-Jade asks, "...was she eaten?"
[Common] Elliot Richards says, "Then leave ashley and have that talk"
[Security] Ashley Drudger says, "Who me or the other one"
[Security] Arbon says, "Other way arou- ... I mean no! Nope, not at all sir."
[Security] Westfire Razmiry-Jade says, "I meant Selin-"
[Security] Westfire Razmiry-Jade says, "....."
[Security] Westfire Razmiry-Jade says, "Explain. Now."
[Security] Arbon says, "I am currently her teddy bear, and wearing a bear costume. She is whimpering and unresponsive and curled up into a fetal position."
[Security] Westfire Razmiry-Jade says, "I find this adorable. Proceed."


Later in that same shift:

Runtime eyes Maurice Albright hungrily!
Maurice Albright says, "Fuck off Runtime."
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Re: Funny/Epic Moments on V.O.R.E. Station

Postby ZodiacShadow » Sat Oct 10, 2015 6:55 pm

Loadsa logdumps... except for the first one. The first one, I got off of Skype. I keep it because it makes me chuckle.
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Sgt. Chase Monroe blinks at Scree.
Scree chirps.
Scree is blatantly wearing a bear.
Sgt. Chase Monroe says, "... What are you wearing?"
Scree says, "A bear."
Sgt. Chase Monroe says, "Where did you find a bear?"
Scree says, "Asteroid."
Sgt. Chase Monroe says, ".... In Space?"
Scree says, "It's a space bear."
Sgt. Chase Monroe says, "...."
Sgt. Chase Monroe says, "I'mma go back to my office..."

Jeremiah 'Ace' Acacius [145.9] says, "How the hell did we get crabs in the library?"
Pythong [145.9] says, "Just hit em with the shampoo and they will leave ya alone."
Joshua Stone [145.9] says, "The same way one gets crabs anywhere else, I assume."
Jeremiah 'Ace' Acacius [145.9] says, "NOT THAT kind of crab!"

Jeremy Neil [145.9] says, "Am I clear to enter Rosey?"
Nehi Maximus [145.9] says, "If you enter Rosey, you'll be digested."
Jeremy Neil [145.9] says, "Not what I meant damn it."

Mark Three [Security] says, "Also, Jack. Asking me not to encourage fighting is like asking the ocean to not drown loads of people as punishment for dumping shit in it"
Mark Three [Security] says, "I am a force of nature. An ill-tempered, man-made force of nature"
Mark Three [Security] says, "But I'll do my best"
Pythong [Security] says, "Why are you on sec again?"

Holly Sharp grits her fangs. "Most people don't even -know- I have buttons to press." she responded, glancing back at Dhael and shaking her head. "We were sparring. Nehi just happened to make a move that caused her to break her neck on accident."
Holly Sharp says, "She's a really uncoordinated fighter. I keep tryyiiingg to shape her up, but she's like a silly little kitten!"
Nehi Maximus gave a shrug and a giggle, looking to Dhae. "Whoops."
Dhaeleena M'iar takes a book out of her bag and taps taps it "this big red book kind of says killing someone is wrong, you know that holly...also she didnt snap her neck! THERE ARE BODYPARTS EVERYHWERE"
Nehi Maximus says, "Well, I snapped my neck with some force."
Nehi Maximus says, "Gravity's the real villain, here."

Jeremiah 'Ace' Acacius [145.9] says, "I WILL MAKE CUBAN CARP IF IT KILLS ME."
Hayate Takuma [145.9] says, "It does kill you. With toxins."
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