Funny/Epic Moments on V.O.R.E. Station

[DickFreedomJohnson]

Ace is a manlet confirmed

[Scree]

[Common] Kai Highlands shouts, "Fire in the hole!"
ADMIN LOG: Bomb valve opened in Mine with the timer attacher: Unknown Last touched by: InterroLouis(?)
ADMIN LOG: Explosion with non-shaped size (14, 28, 56) in area Mine (80,42,8) (JMP)
[Common] Kai Highlands says, "THAT WAS BIGGER THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE"
[Common] Kai Highlands says, "Ah fuck."
[Common] Tristan Wise asks, "Are you alright?"
[Common] Kai Highlands says, "I uh."
[Common] Kai Highlands says, "NOPE."
[Common] Kai Highlands says, "Ah fuck I really need some help here."
[Common] Flora Ambericrune asks, "Always make sure you're a good fifty-sixty steps from explosions.... We don't have medical, do we?"
[Common] Kai Highlands says, "Ahhh fuck."
[Common] Kai Highlands exclaims, "We do!"
[Common] Kai Highlands asks, "Right?"
[Common] Flora Ambericrune asks, "Dr. Sargwor, are you active?"
[Common] Kai Highlands says, "Please, uh. I should have a leg."

when admins tell the toxins scientist we've raised the bombcap, and forget to pass the message to the miners too. Whoops.

[Silhouette]

Mus says, "We've hit the next place over."
You feel a sharp pain in your head
Mus says, "Follow me as we rush to medical"
Mus says, "Panic, here in the emergency station"
Mus says, "People runnin' left and rightr"
Mus says, "This door, that door"
Mus says, "Bluesy, you're great, you know."
Livid steps over you carefully!
Your body stings slightly.
Mus says, "I wanna' make sure you get the credit you deserve"
Mus says, "This is Bluesy, onna' the local heroes in the midst of disasta'"
Livid asks, "Are you.. broadcasting this?"
You feel a sharp pain in your head
Mus says, "She pulled yours truly's bacon outta' the fire, and she saved as many lives as she could."
Mus says, "Yeah, Yeah, we're live."
Livid says, "Oh, cool."
Livid opens up her shirt for the camera.
Mus says, "Whoa. That's a whole lotta' Bluesy."

Major Supermatter Delamination leading to most of the station getting contaminated; Mus films the crew fleeing on the tram with his News Camera Drone all the way up to the relief site with his hair falling out and his body badly burned (after receiving some emergency medical treatment and assisted escaping from Livid).

[Scree]

The Fennec Experiment:

Question: Does bapping a fennec with a newspaper after it has eaten something make it release its prey?Hypothesis: Yes, because the fennec had been a bad boy and should release their meal.

Materials:
1 (1) hungry fennec.
1 (1) Prey Subject. (We used Brandon.)
1 (1) Newspaper.

Procedure:
1: Acquire Fennec and put in a closed environment.
2: Acquire subject and feed to Fennec.
3: Bap Fennec with newspaper.

Results:
Bapping the Fennec with a newspaper did absololutely nothing.

Conclusion:
No, the fennec did not release its prey. It did not acknowledge that it had been a bad boy.

Experiment Performed By: Ali Warren

Director Notes: Recommend coating newspapers in vomit-inducing substance. Crew continue to attempt hitting things with them in an attempt to make them spit up food.

Tachika
This paper has been stamped with the research director's rubber stamp.

[warbrand2]

yeah and if we had done if a few shifts later I wouldn't have been stuck.

[Scree]

That's what you get for rushing to test new features before the server actually updates.

[ArgobargSoup]

Someone took an opportunity.

[Scree]

[Common] Brandon asks, "Why is the bar and kitchen area covered in mice?"
[Common] Kotetsu Redwood says, "Brandon: It's a secret."
[Common] Scree says, "Must be spooky teleportin' shademice."

RECORD SCRATCH. FAST REWIND. Scree is seen rapidly scurrying backwards into a maintenance tunnel. Play.

Kotetsu Redwood asks, "What brings you to this section of maintenance, hm?"
Scree says, "I came 'ere 'cause it's quieter."
Kotetsu Redwood says, "Hah, can't blame ya."
Scree says, "Bar's busy. Too busy."
Kotetsu Redwood says, "Things are, well, hectic."
Kotetsu Redwood says, "Saw one of them chasing Reed around on this floor."
Kotetsu Redwood says, "Seemed more curious than anything, honestly."
Scree says, "I's tryin' ta see if I can 'ear 'em, but wi' alla noise everyone else is makin', it's impossible ta pick 'em out."
Kotetsu Redwood says, "They certainly were marring... and I think they respond to mars, too."
Kotetsu Redwood says, "... lemme try something."
Kotetsu Redwood asks, "... Mar?"
The mouse (7) squeaks.
Scree says, "I keeps 'earin' mice intead though so I's gonna jus'... release alla these inna bar for fun."
Scree yells, "Laters!"
Kotetsu Redwood exclaims, "Hah, the bar probably deserves it. Have a good one!"

[Scree]

[Aces]