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Funny/Epic Moments on V.O.R.E. Station

Postby Aces » Fri Aug 07, 2015 2:06 pm

Post funny/epic moments here!
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Re: Funny/Epic Moments on V.O.R.E. Station

Postby Aces » Mon Aug 10, 2015 5:21 pm

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[18:43:43]SAY: Sgt. Chase Monroe/JerTheAce : In three... two... one... breach!
[18:43:44]EMOTE: Archer Maximus/Razerwing : Archer Maximus eyes the shotgun.
[18:43:46]SAY: Juliana Pendragon/Juliana Bloodborn : Ich vermisse da...
[18:43:51]SAY: Sgt. Chase Monroe/JerTheAce : Wha--
[18:43:53]SAY: Sgt. Chase Monroe/JerTheAce : SHIT!
[18:43:53]SAY: Monica Larkens/ElevenBarrelsOfHell : Uhhh
[18:43:54]SAY: Sgt. Chase Monroe/JerTheAce : NO!
[18:43:58]SAY: Cain/Cainthemad : I only know how to make grog
[18:44:03]SAY: Tasald Corlethian/BWOIncognito : Break down the grill
[18:44:03]SAY: Dhaeleena M'iar/Dhaeleena : Break the window
[18:44:06]EMOTE: Sgt. Chase Monroe/JerTheAce : Sgt. Chase Monroe bangs violently on the window.
[18:44:09]SAY: Kommandant Ludwig Brandt/wankersonofjerkin : Und vhat do ve have here?
[18:44:11]SAY: Keegan Rosensteel/Netjak : Caaaan't.
[18:44:12]EMOTE: Tanilys Fex/Tanilys : Tanilys Fex snores.
[18:44:14]SAY: Sgt. Chase Monroe/JerTheAce : It's no use!
[18:44:14]EMOTE: Ezekiel Harper/Duskofdawn : Ezekiel Harper shrugs "Mmkay."
[18:44:18]SAY: Sgt. Chase Monroe/JerTheAce : It's bulletproof glass!
[18:44:20]SAY: Anthony Garland/Entirely_Logical : Who the hell is that?
[18:44:22]SAY: Evanus Cressman/Enigmier : Shit
[18:44:25]SAY: Archer Maximus/Razerwing : Oh my God, I'm SO FUCKING READY.
[18:44:27]SAY: Clemeon/FoxSequence : Shit!
[18:44:27]SAY: Keegan Rosensteel/Netjak : That window look- oh, I guess it can't be broken.
[18:44:28]SAY: Athena 'Rose' Scott/Qwaar : FUCK!
[18:44:29]SAY: Serkii Miishy/Eekasqueak : Uh oh..
[18:44:35]SAY: Sgt. Chase Monroe/JerTheAce : Who the fuck is on the radio?
[18:44:36]SAY: Monica Larkens/ElevenBarrelsOfHell : .....
[18:44:37]SAY: Zalvine Aeternitas/Zalvine : ...Laser blade can't make it through.
[18:44:38]SAY: Kommandant Ludwig Brandt/wankersonofjerkin : It seems zhat some pests have managed to worm their vay into mein veb.
[18:44:41]SAY: Juliana Pendragon/Juliana Bloodborn : Is there a way around?
[18:44:43]SAY: Archer Maximus/Razerwing : Yep!
[18:44:48]SAY: Sgt. Chase Monroe/JerTheAce : No.. no, not with this ship's design.
[18:44:56]SAY: Juliana Pendragon/Juliana Bloodborn : Explosives?
[18:45:04]SAY: Monica Larkens/ElevenBarrelsOfHell : Thats why we should have taken the nades
[18:45:06]SAY: Sgt. Chase Monroe/JerTheAce : That doors is blast proof. Even if it wasn't, it'd kill us.
[18:45:08]SAY: Athena 'Rose' Scott/Qwaar : Sergeant think theres another way around we could get to you?
[18:45:16]SAY: Sgt. Chase Monroe/JerTheAce : I'm thinking! I'm thinking!
[18:45:36]EMOTE: Sgt. Chase Monroe/JerTheAce : Sgt. Chase Monroe looks quite panicked right now.
[18:45:37]SAY: Keegan Rosensteel/Netjak : Could we go around the outside of the ship?
[18:45:43]SAY: Sgt. Chase Monroe/JerTheAce : There's no cockpit windows.
[18:45:43]SAY: Zalvine Aeternitas/Zalvine : If I use the e-sword on the gate here, think with a bit of prying, we can force it open Chase?
[18:45:43]SAY: Juliana Pendragon/Juliana Bloodborn : Looks around!
[18:45:46]SAY: Kommandant Ludwig Brandt/wankersonofjerkin : Alas, it is of no consequence.
[18:46:10]SAY: Kommandant Ludwig Brandt/wankersonofjerkin : Ohoho. Is zhat? Ooh, yesss. It issss.
[18:46:53]SAY: Kommandant Ludwig Brandt/wankersonofjerkin : Sergeant Monroe, oh zhis is a treat. Zhe aspiring wannabe officer from zhe bunker on zhat fateful morning in July of '45.
[18:46:55]SAY: Juliana Pendragon/Juliana Bloodborn : Will wleding supplies work?
[18:46:58]SAY: Sgt. Chase Monroe/JerTheAce : Fuck you Ludwig. This ends today.
[18:47:05]SAY: Monica Larkens/ElevenBarrelsOfHell : What abouuut
[18:47:08]SAY: Monica Larkens/ElevenBarrelsOfHell : HULK
[18:47:11]SAY: Kommandant Ludwig Brandt/wankersonofjerkin : Perhaps you are right, Monroe. But not for me.
[18:47:21]SAY: Keegan Rosensteel/Netjak : Want me to mix up explosives?
[18:47:22]SAY: Juliana Pendragon/Juliana Bloodborn : No!
[18:47:31]SAY: Sgt. Chase Monroe/JerTheAce : I beg to differ.
[18:47:34]SAY: Sgt. Chase Monroe/JerTheAce : I got yer' bomb.
[18:47:43]SAY: Sgt. Chase Monroe/JerTheAce : Guys...
[18:47:44]SAY: Sgt. Chase Monroe/JerTheAce : Listen.
[18:47:50]ADMIN: SubtlePM: pyrophile/(Mike) -> Netjak/(Keegan Rosensteel) : This chemlab doens't have the capacity to make explosives.
[18:47:52]EMOTE: Sgt. Chase Monroe/JerTheAce : Sgt. Chase Monroe takes a deep shaky breath.
[18:47:54]SAY: Kommandant Ludwig Brandt/wankersonofjerkin : You blew your chance. Zhis is our universe now.
[18:47:59]EMOTE: Sgt. Chase Monroe/JerTheAce : Sgt. Chase Monroe is trembling.
[18:48:06]SAY: Sgt. Chase Monroe/JerTheAce : I have to stay behind...
[18:48:24]SAY: Monica Larkens/ElevenBarrelsOfHell : ...
[18:48:27]EMOTE: Keegan Rosensteel/Netjak : Keegan Rosensteel blinks a few times, "B-but, you aren't clonable Chase!"
[18:48:28]SAY: Sgt. Chase Monroe/JerTheAce : I know...
[18:48:31]SAY: Sgt. Chase Monroe/JerTheAce : I'm going to arm the bomb. Take Ludwig with me.
[18:48:32]SAY: Monica Larkens/ElevenBarrelsOfHell : Wait!
[18:48:34]SAY: Monica Larkens/ElevenBarrelsOfHell : Telescience!
[18:48:39]SAY: Monica Larkens/ElevenBarrelsOfHell : Maybe Richard can reach you.
[18:48:41]SAY: Sgt. Chase Monroe/JerTheAce : It won't work here. We're out of range.
[18:48:43]EMOTE: Richard D'angelo/OrbisA : Richard D'angelo sighs.
[18:48:46]SAY: Monica Larkens/ElevenBarrelsOfHell : Dangit.
[18:48:46]EMOTE: Richard D'angelo/OrbisA : Richard D'angelo shakes his head.
[18:48:47]SAY: Sgt. Chase Monroe/JerTheAce : There's no time anyway.
[18:48:53]SAY: Richard D'angelo/OrbisA : Go ahead...
[18:48:54]EMOTE: Juliana Pendragon/Juliana Bloodborn : Juliana Pendragon slams her assault rifle butt against the window. "Damnit! Come on! Don't give up!"
[18:48:56]SAY: Zalvine Aeternitas/Zalvine : ...Sir.
[18:49:09]SAY: Sgt. Chase Monroe/JerTheAce : Guys.
[18:49:12]SAY: Sgt. Chase Monroe/JerTheAce : Forget about me...
[18:49:12]SAY: Zalvine Aeternitas/Zalvine : ...This door is powered, yeah?
[18:49:16]SAY: Zalvine Aeternitas/Zalvine : Find the APC. Take it out.
[18:49:20]SAY: Kommandant Ludwig Brandt/wankersonofjerkin : Zhe Reich never died. Ve merely, jumped ahead. Und once ve have brought your pitiful civilizations crumbling down around you, zhen ve vill crush what is left beneath our boots.
[18:49:20]SAY: Keegan Rosensteel/Netjak : Nuuuuhu, I won't!
[18:49:21]SAY: Sgt. Chase Monroe/JerTheAce : I made my peace with the Almighty a long time ago.
[18:49:32]SAY: Kommandant Ludwig Brandt/wankersonofjerkin : Zhat bomb? One of hundreds, und soon, thousands.
[18:49:34]SAY: Sgt. Chase Monroe/JerTheAce : My number is up. This is war. I'm prepared to die.
[18:49:45]SAY: Juliana Pendragon/Juliana Bloodborn : Don't go down fighting Chase.
[18:49:55]SAY: Sgt. Chase Monroe/JerTheAce : Listen.
[18:49:57]SAY: Sgt. Chase Monroe/JerTheAce : I'm tired.
[18:50:02]SAY: Sgt. Chase Monroe/JerTheAce : So very... tired...
[18:50:09]SAY: Sgt. Chase Monroe/JerTheAce : Tired of the nightmares... tired of the memories...
[18:50:14]SAY: Sgt. Chase Monroe/JerTheAce : Tired of missing my family.
[18:50:15]SAY: Zalvine Aeternitas/Zalvine : ...Sargent! Listen up. Kill the door's power. We can get in.
[18:50:20]SAY: Sgt. Chase Monroe/JerTheAce : There's no use.
[18:50:20]SAY: Keegan Rosensteel/Netjak : .... But, if you kill the commandant one on one, can't you lift this barrier?
[18:50:29]SAY: Monica Larkens/ElevenBarrelsOfHell : Its a blast shutter... it doesn't care about power.
[18:50:38]SAY: Sgt. Chase Monroe/JerTheAce : If you knock out the power, the backup will keep that door live until I'm dead anyway.
[18:50:45]EMOTE: Richard D'angelo/OrbisA : Richard D'angelo sighs.
[18:50:48]SAY: Zalvine Aeternitas/Zalvine : ....
[18:50:48]SAY: Sgt. Chase Monroe/JerTheAce : But this bomb goes off in five minutes.
[18:50:52]SAY: Juliana Pendragon/Juliana Bloodborn : Are these walls.. erm.. killable?
[18:50:52]SAY: Sgt. Chase Monroe/JerTheAce : No. They're too strong for anything we can hit them with.
[18:50:57]SAY: Monica Larkens/ElevenBarrelsOfHell : Five minutes!?
[18:50:58]EMOTE: Monica Larkens/ElevenBarrelsOfHell : Monica Larkens screams!
[18:51:01]SAY: Sgt. Chase Monroe/JerTheAce : Blastproof, fireproof, acid proof.
[18:51:03]SAY: Sgt. Chase Monroe/JerTheAce : Nothing really. Nothing except this singularity bomb.
[18:51:09]EMOTE: Zalvine Aeternitas/Zalvine : Zalvine Aeternitas salutes.
[18:51:10]SAY: Sgt. Chase Monroe/JerTheAce : Guys...
[18:51:11]SAY: Monica Larkens/ElevenBarrelsOfHell : Oh...
[18:51:16]SAY: Keegan Rosensteel/Netjak : .... We should have brought a hand tele....
[18:51:21]SAY: Zalvine Aeternitas/Zalvine : ...Godspeed, sargent.
[18:51:24]SAY: Sgt. Chase Monroe/JerTheAce : I knew when I joined the army. This is what might happen.
[18:51:30]SAY: Sgt. Chase Monroe/JerTheAce : I'm arming the bomb....
[18:51:37]SAY: Sgt. Chase Monroe/JerTheAce : ... and fighting to the last bullet.
[18:51:43]SAY: Zalvine Aeternitas/Zalvine : ...Listen up.
[18:51:50]EMOTE: Sgt. Chase Monroe/JerTheAce : Sgt. Chase Monroe takes a deep breath...
[18:51:50]SAY: Zalvine Aeternitas/Zalvine : Back to the shuttle.
[18:51:51]SAY: Juliana Pendragon/Juliana Bloodborn : God's Speed Chase!
[18:51:52]SAY: Sgt. Chase Monroe/JerTheAce : Ludwig.
[18:51:54]SAY: Kommandant Ludwig Brandt/wankersonofjerkin : You fools have no idea vhat you are up against. Ve are not new arrivals to zhis region of space. Ve have been here for many decades now, building in the shadows, regaining our strength.
[18:51:57]SAY: Sgt. Chase Monroe/JerTheAce : I still got yer' bomb.
[18:52:04]SAY: Sgt. Chase Monroe/JerTheAce : I wonder what will happen if I arm it?
[18:52:08]SAY: Zalvine Aeternitas/Zalvine : Get going. We have five minutes to clear this area, 'fore we are hit from a singlo.
[18:52:18]EMOTE: Keegan Rosensteel/Netjak : Keegan Rosensteel huffs as she pushes against the window, "Chaaase, you don't need to die her, maybe at least!"
[18:52:18]SAY: Monica Larkens/ElevenBarrelsOfHell : Oh dear...
[18:52:25]SAY: Kommandant Ludwig Brandt/wankersonofjerkin : Guards, I tire of Monroe's antics. Seize him. Before he does something even more foolish.
[18:52:26]SAY: Dhaeleena M'iar/Dhaeleena : We will miss you Sarge and we will remember you.
[18:52:37]SAY: Juliana Pendragon/Juliana Bloodborn : Give them hell.
[18:52:38]SAY: Monica Larkens/ElevenBarrelsOfHell : Guards!
[18:52:40]SAY: Zalvine Aeternitas/Zalvine : ...Form a line behind me. Salute the man.
[18:52:43]SAY: Sgt. Chase Monroe/JerTheAce : When I reach the gates of heaven, to Saint Peter I will tell... One more soldier reporting sir... I've spent my time in hell...
[18:52:54]EMOTE: Zalvine Aeternitas/Zalvine : Zalvine Aeternitas stands ready, and salutes.
[18:52:57]EMOTE: Keegan Rosensteel/Netjak : Keegan Rosensteel salutes where she stands
[18:53:03]ATTACK: Sgt. Chase Monroe (jertheace) primed a Singularity Bomb (<A HREF='?_src_=holder;adminplayerobservecoodjump=1;X=43;Y=38;Z=7'>JMP</a>)
[18:53:06]EMOTE: Juliana Pendragon/Juliana Bloodborn : Juliana Pendragon stands in attention, straightens up and salutes...
[18:53:09]EMOTE: Dhaeleena M'iar/Dhaeleena : Dhaeleena M'iar salutes
[18:53:11]SAY: Keegan Rosensteel/Netjak : Bye then Chase
[18:53:12]EMOTE: Monica Larkens/ElevenBarrelsOfHell : Monica Larkens follows the example and salutes too
[18:53:31]SAY: Sgt. Chase Monroe/JerTheAce : Thank you all.
[18:53:33]SAY: Sgt. Chase Monroe/JerTheAce : For everything...
[18:53:36]EMOTE: Sgt. Chase Monroe/JerTheAce : Sgt. Chase Monroe is tearing up.
[18:53:42]SAY: Monica Larkens/ElevenBarrelsOfHell : No, thank you boss
[18:53:48]SAY: Zalvine Aeternitas/Zalvine : Godspeed Chase. May the stars be with you, and may the winds blow under your feet. Give them hell sargent, and thank you.
[18:53:51]SAY: Juliana Pendragon/Juliana Bloodborn : Don't give up.. d-don't..d-d-don't..
[18:53:58]SAY: Sgt. Chase Monroe/JerTheAce : Now get out of here. There's nothing you can do.
[18:54:03]SAY: Keegan Rosensteel/Netjak : ... Yeah, thanks Chase. Go get your reward, wherever you go.
[18:54:06]SAY: Juliana Pendragon/Juliana Bloodborn : GIVE THEM HELL!
[18:54:34]SAY: Zalvine Aeternitas/Zalvine : Everyone here, and strapped in?
[18:54:40]SAY: Monica Larkens/ElevenBarrelsOfHell : YESH
[18:54:41]SAY: Keegan Rosensteel/Netjak : Yupp, time to go!
[18:54:44]SAY: Monica Larkens/ElevenBarrelsOfHell : Godspeed boss
[18:54:50]ADMIN: wankersonofjerkin/(Kommandant Ludwig Brandt) spawned /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/nazi/ranged/soldier/rifle at (42,45,7)
[18:54:53]ATTACK: Sgt. Chase Monroe (jertheace) shot Nazi Soldier () with a the bullet (<A HREF='?_src_=holder;adminplayerobservecoodjump=1;X=43;Y=38;Z=7'>JMP</a>)


At this point the away team retreats to the shuttle, leaving Chase behind as he fights out the remaining minutes of his life.



Despite their efforts, the blast door is sealed. Chase Monroe, the soldier from World War 2, was now trapped by his old rival, Kommandant Ludwig Brandt. For religious reasons, Chase had never been scanned for cloning when he was flung into the year 2558. He'd always said that if God called him to heaven, he didn't want to keep Him waiting. He made that peace with 'the Almighty' centuries ago, before he was flung into the future.

"It's no use. Guys... Listen. I'm tired. So very... tired... Tired of the nightmares... tired of the memories... Tired of missing my family... I knew when I joined the army. This is what might happen. War is hell. I'm prepared to die." He turns around. "I'm arming the bomb..." he does so, "and fighting to the last bullet." Monroe was beginning to tear up. He looks back at his friends one last time. "Thank you all. For everything..." Finally, he turns around, kicks over a table, and takes cover. This would be the last time the crew sees him. He taunts his old adversary one last time. "Hey. Ludwig. I've still got yer' bomb. Wonder what will happen if I arm it?"

Ludwig responds. "Guards, I tire of Monroe's antics. Seize him! Before he does something even more foolish."

And so begins Chase's final stand. "When I reach the gates of heaven, to Saint Peter I will tell... One more soldier reporting sir... I've spent my time in hell..."
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Re: Funny/Epic Moments on V.O.R.E. Station

Postby SASoperative » Sat Aug 22, 2015 4:09 pm

Oh sweet lord there are so many I don't know where to start.... Well lets get on with some of the basic ones. Me and a friend named Joseph Nikolatz ran as security and I remember he got another jumpsuit and forgot his holster (We were detectives) in escape where he got changed and I remember him just ranting about it being the weapon of destruction and it shall bruise us all to death and some pretty funny stuff. In addition to Ace one time grabbing the Janitor cart and just running around going Vrrroooooooommmmm which made my oh god Doppler effect kick in and I was laughing pretty good with Nikolatz, Than the shuttle arrived and he ran into a wall and broke his leg. There are A LOT of stories but these are the ones that I remember being some of the more funny memories.
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Re: Funny/Epic Moments on V.O.R.E. Station

Postby Kayleen » Sat Aug 22, 2015 9:41 pm

Oh god, Chase's last stand...

I still feel bad about that one.
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Re: Funny/Epic Moments on V.O.R.E. Station

Postby Aces » Sat Aug 22, 2015 11:56 pm

Ace's finest moment.

Complete with soundtrack.

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Re: Funny/Epic Moments on V.O.R.E. Station

Postby Mech__Warrior » Sun Aug 23, 2015 1:31 am

Aces wrote:Ace's finest moment.

Complete with soundtrack.

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I remember throwing two of those artifacts into the fissure before I got my ass whooped by two Juggernauts. Fun times. I wonder if you have any of Harmony's finest where she sacrificed herself to a Xeno Empress so everyone could flee.
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Re: Funny/Epic Moments on V.O.R.E. Station

Postby Aces » Sun Aug 23, 2015 1:58 am

I remember being amused by that because Harmony got deliberately ate by the empress and the way everyone actually killed it was by asking the Wishgranter for peace. Then it blew up. Harmony died needlessly.
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Re: Funny/Epic Moments on V.O.R.E. Station

Postby Scree » Sun Aug 23, 2015 7:57 am

I remember Scree and the stragglers bringing up the rear after Harmony went through, and wound up COMPLETELY MISSING the empress because after about three turns Scree decided to just say "bugger this for a game of soldiers" and started demolishing a straight line through the walls instead of following the maze to the intended exit.
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Re: Funny/Epic Moments on V.O.R.E. Station

Postby Mech__Warrior » Sun Aug 23, 2015 11:22 am

Aces wrote:I remember being amused by that because Harmony got deliberately ate by the empress and the way everyone actually killed it was by asking the Wishgranter for peace. Then it blew up. Harmony died needlessly.


That's not how I remember it. The empress was purposely trying to eat Harmony so she used it to her advantage, leading it away and giving Kisuke enough time to pray to the Wishgranter. I think Greyson got the Empress down to 1000 HP before Harmony gurgled and ended up killing it. Oh well, the paper said something about a sacrifice, Kisuke and Harmony interpreted it differently.
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Re: Funny/Epic Moments on V.O.R.E. Station

Postby Aces » Sun Aug 23, 2015 1:11 pm

Mech__Warrior wrote:
Aces wrote:I remember being amused by that because Harmony got deliberately ate by the empress and the way everyone actually killed it was by asking the Wishgranter for peace. Then it blew up. Harmony died needlessly.


That's not how I remember it. The empress was purposely trying to eat Harmony so she used it to her advantage, leading it away and giving Kisuke enough time to pray to the Wishgranter. I think Greyson got the Empress down to 1000 HP before Harmony gurgled and ended up killing it. Oh well, the paper said something about a sacrifice, Kisuke and Harmony interpreted it differently.


I remember Kisuke was already in the room and we were confused on Skype like, "Lol why is Harmony killing herself?" "idk, needs Xeno noms?"

Xeno still had over 3k HP though. It started with over 10,000.
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