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PETITION TO MAKE LIZARDS ILLEGAL

PostPosted: Mon Jun 03, 2019 6:07 pm
by 911EarlyArther
Lizards are stinky and gross and NEED TO GO.

Here's why:
    1. They're icky.
    2. They MOLT.
    3. They eat bugs and stuff.
    4. Some, like geckos or chameleons, don't even blink! Talk about creepy.

I propose we send them all off to some island. Maybe somebody can profiteer off them by making them an attraction of sorts. Maybe an amusement park.

Re: PETITION TO MAKE LIZARDS ILLEGAL

PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2019 10:31 am
by Wickedtemp
Counterpoint:

Your profile picture is a praying mantis, which embodies all four things listed in your post.

You are just as bad as lizards.

Re: PETITION TO MAKE LIZARDS ILLEGAL

PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2019 12:25 pm
by 911EarlyArther
Wickedtemp wrote:You are just as bad as lizards.


I'm sorry, but that's just a lie. Probably a lie fed to you by the lizards. But I see how it is...

Re: PETITION TO MAKE LIZARDS ILLEGAL

PostPosted: Wed Jun 05, 2019 11:29 am
by Wickedtemp
I am fed many things, but lies are not one of them.

Also, *mlememy